“I'd have to be a complete idiot to leave this girl. An absolute moron. I buried my face in her hair, holding… — Julie Cross Copy Share Image
I dont know," said Simon, "it doesn't sound so bad to me. I'd rather have someone mess around inside my head than… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“You make your son out to be to be almost an idiot; well let me tell you something, Mrs Loan, if he… — Catherine Cookson Copy Share Image
Discovery is the privilege of the child: the child who has no fear of being once again wrong, of looking like an… — Alexander Grothendieck Copy Share Image
“She knew nothing. She was an idiot, an imbecile, a simpleton, and a ninny. Boarding a ship under an assumed name, then… — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
I loved Frank [O'Connor], he was wonderful...just don't get on his bad side. I don't think I would have wanted to marry… — Debbie Reynolds Copy Share Image
My father liked me, when I wasna being an idiot. And he loved me, too -- enough to beat the daylights out… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey,… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
We all feel like idiots at one time or another. Even if we feel we're cool 98 percent of the time, that… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
We have no higher life that is really apart from other people. It is by imagining them that our personality is built… — Charles Horton Cooley Copy Share Image
“Perry: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? Harry: A picture of me? Perry: No! The definition of… — Shane Black Copy Share Image
By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a… — Jason Bateman Copy Share Image
I want your opinion on the best way to proceed. (Eli) I’d start by killing your son and his crew of idiots… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
To generalize is to be an idiot. To particularize is the alone distinction of merit. General knowledge are those knowledge that idiots… — William Blake Copy Share Image
I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That's why… — Dustin Diamond Copy Share Image
My father said that love at first sight should send you running, if you know what's good for you. It's your dark… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
I try to remind people, whether you have a growth manager or a value manager, you're going to go through cycles where… — Robert Rodriguez Copy Share Image
He offers you a chance to surrender. (Female Gallu) I told him to quit sucking the blood of idiots. It’s now infected… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
The reporter claimed he was going to write the article from my point of view. Instead, he made me sound like a… — Tia Carrere Copy Share Image
Oh, if I had been loved at the age of seventeen, what an idiot I would be today. Happiness is like smallpox:… — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
I was very shy and had low self-esteem; the only way to stop yourself getting beaten up was to turn your hand… — David Jason Copy Share Image
“The stubborn fool is walking now, and even challenged Robin to a sparring match this afternoon. I stopped them, of course, though… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t me?” I snap. “That’s got to be the goddamn dumbest thing you’ve ever said to me. You’re way too smart… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
I decided, "Well, I'll be a forest ranger!" Because I thought, "I'll get to go out in the woods, I'll be in… — Keith Carradine Copy Share Image
My son likes Doctor Seuss books, but they're right tongue twisters. You get to certain bits and you stumble your words and… — Limmy Copy Share Image
It takes a particularly rarified variety of idiot to look at a Jew-hating fascist with a small mustache - and decide that… — James Lileks Copy Share Image
You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly… — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
Idiots are not responsible for what they do. The real guilt falls on rational people who sit on their hands while morons… — Jack McDevitt Copy Share Image
“On my recent trip to Washington DC, I wore a hat I made out of a tin funnel that I covered with… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I've got news for you... both those idiots [Al Snow and the Rock] aren't your friends! They hate you! Everybody hates you!… — Chris Jericho Copy Share Image
“A part of me, of course, was reminding myself over and over and over again that I should never have tried to… — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
I know I'm going to sound like an idiot, because I actually think that everybody's the nicest guy ever, but I'm telling… — Peter Jacobson Copy Share Image
All coffee shops now have WiFi. Why bring a book when you could be wittily attacking some idiot columnist on Twitter, or… — Russell Smith Copy Share Image
Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It… — Robbie Williams Copy Share Image
Yes, you are,” Chubs agreed. “But you’re our idiot, so be more careful next time.” “Cosigned,” Liam said, hooking his fingers over… — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce… — Rick Cook Copy Share Image
“Of course, if Charles found out his father was out here, too, the damn fool would probably head right back into the… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Look at us! Are we not proof that there is no good, no evil, no truth, no reason? Are we not proof… — Grant Morrison Copy Share Image