The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable shoes. — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
You Can't Buy Happiness.. But You Can Buy Ice Cream Thats Close Enough :D :D — Stephanie Snyder Copy Share Image
For every two degrees the temperature goes up, check-ins at ice cream shops go up by 2%. — Andrew Hogue Copy Share Image
L.A. still ranks as one of my guilty pleasures, along with butter-pecan ice cream and Coldplay albums. — Damian Lewis Copy Share Image
Ice cream was my undoing, and six chocolate milk shakes in a row were nothing to me at one time. — Kate Smith Copy Share Image
Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top. — Jimmy Dean Copy Share Image
Every girls dream is to have a guy call her at 3am just to say, hey baby, I just wanted to tell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard… — Marian Burros Copy Share Image
With no pretensions of art, Viva Las Vegas, the new Elvis Presley vehicle, is about as pleasant and unimportant as a Banana… — Howard Thompson Copy Share Image
I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
In entertainment value, the Democratic clambake usually lays it over the Republican conclave like ice cream over parsnips. — Red Smith Copy Share Image
Guys I think I'm getting lucky tonight. The girl in the ice cream store just asked me if I wanna spoon. I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I’m pregnant with your child, and our child wants rocky road ice cream. What do you want me to do, starve the… — Sandi Lynn Copy Share Image
“Sex only gets better, and we agree we'd like to practice. He tells me, speaking of practice, he can set up a… — Katie Kacvinsky Copy Share Image
“I’d known then, at eighteen, that my case of heartbreak was terminal, incurable. It wasn’t “puppy love” or “first love” or any… — Julie Johnson Copy Share Image
“That red spot!” she says with alarm. “That’s a freckle!” “It wasn’t there before...” she says as she inspects her entire arm.… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“He's not good enough for you." "What?" I stared at him incredulously. "I'd say you have that backwords. He's from a good… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
Okay, if this is what falling in love feels like, someone please kill me now. (Not literally, overzealous readers.) But it was… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Why do modern humans love sweets so much? Not because in the early twenty-first century we must gorge on ice cream and… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
“There was real plasure to be had eating ice cream out of container and pickles out of a glass jar, standing up… — Jenni Ferrari-Adler Copy Share Image
“Thoughtful, innovative, this mother was; she always had the solution. So on the stickiest of nights, when the varnished wood chairs sweated… — Sarah Beth Martin Copy Share Image
I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty. — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
When the Woolworth's-Hot-Fudge-Sundae switch goes on, then I know I really have something. — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
Want the most simple cure for childhood obesity? Ice cream trucks that don't stop. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With this shit this song's complete. Move your body super sweet. Always like an ice cream treat — Blood On The Dance Floor Copy Share Image
When ninjas eat ice cream they don't get brain freeze the ice cream gets ninja freeze — Cody Ninja Copy Share Image
On some of my darkest days, Lucifer's the one who comes and gives me an ice cream. — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
“Guns and women can make an atom bombing look like an ice cream social.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
If I have a good week, I always eat a hamburger with french fries, one Coke and tiramisu or ice cream. — Jannik Sinner Copy Share Image
Watching other teams in the World Series is like watching somebody else eat a Hot Fudge Sundae. — Joe Torre Copy Share Image
Optimists are childish; they even believe they can find an ice cream store in the hell! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Taste is acquired. You may have to unlearn a taste for chocolate or ice cream. — Diane von Furstenberg Copy Share Image
