I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put… — Larry David Copy Share Image
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. — Larry David Copy Share Image
I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. — Larry David Copy Share Image
You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when… — Larry David Copy Share Image
You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so… — Larry David Copy Share Image
