“They say that at Thomas More’s trial, Master Secretary here followed the jury to their deliberations, and when they were seated he… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“In peacetime some sort of introduction is generally required to make a person's acquaintance; in war a small eatable will perform the… — Susanna Clarke Copy Share Image
“Gabriel shuffled around the trunk again, searching for faux arrows—arrows designed to injure but not kill. “All these arrows are sharp—and have… — Chelsea Fine Copy Share Image
“You know what's awkward?" David asked, the corner of his mouth lifting. "Our entire existences?" Now the grin was real. "That," he… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Maybe that’s why God made childbirth so painful, so that when your life is wrecked by children you know it could be… — J.T. Lawrence Copy Share Image
“Your king is SUPPOSED to explode? What kind of government system is that?” — Jefferson Smith Copy Share Image
If he were a man of strong mind, it only gave him fits; but a person of mere average intellect it usually… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“I find cures.” Thwackonax moaned. “I don’t find problems, that’s my patient’s part of the job.” — Keisha Keenleyside Copy Share Image
“There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT! Garfield, the cat.” — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
The Australian fans are really friendly and personable; the sense of humour is a lot less dry than the English. — Tom Hopper Copy Share Image
“Mavis' bear sailed through the air in Cassie's room, falling onto the bed. 'What's he in aid of?' 'He's reconnaissance expert. He… — Christine M. Knight Copy Share Image
“If I looked like him,” Tara said. “I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“I made a deal with sharks. I don't swim near them and they don't play cricket.” — J.E. Fison Copy Share Image
“Why not now?’ Horgias said. ‘We could go back in now and take it.’ ‘You can certainly try.’ Pantera rolled his tongue… — M.C. Scott Copy Share Image
“I want to reach in my pants, pull out my virginity, wrap it up and put a bow on it. Or maybe… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“@mink: Well, you’re in luck, if you pick another movie. My hair is clean, I usually eat dinner around eight, and I’m… — Jenn Bennett Copy Share Image
“I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.” — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
The Yen Buddhists are the richest religious sect in the universe. They hold that the accumulation of money is a great evil… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Nate shook his head with a crooked grin. "You haven't gone Back to the Future, McFly.” — Elizabeth Sharp Copy Share Image
Seriousness is no more a guarantee of truth, insight, authenticity or probity, than humour is a guarantee of superficiality and stupidity. — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“They passed a couple of guys making a bronze windup toy. At least that’s what it looked like. It was a six-inch-tall… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I definitely try to mix humour into anything I do, even if it is into a drama. — Jorge Garcia Copy Share Image
