“This is the FBI Hostage Negotiations Service. Press one if you wish to surrender. Press two for a getaway car. Press three for a helicopter. Press four for a pizza” — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“Good choice. You have selected the SUV. Press one for a black SUV. Press two for powder blue. Press three for bright orange with the 'caution: bank robber on board' bumper sticker” — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“... the Possession Diet. It's fast. It works. It introduces you to new, healthier foods. And it's almost never fatal.” — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“Spirits have cravings--they're only human (well, some of them are)--but the amazing thing about these cravings is that they are SLIMMING POSITIVE! That's right,… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“Clinical trials have proven that projectile vomiting is up to FOUR times more efficient than ordinary vomiting. You don't even have to run to… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“Mom?'' ''Its your first bank heist, son. I couldnt sit at home and worry. I had to come and help'' ''But ... but... How… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“Stepford University--one of the leading research university on the PLANET with over THREE MILLION likes on Facebook. That's more than Harvard, and SIX times… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“He likens the physical being to a car, and the spiritual being to the driver. And possession is like carrying a passenger who shares… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“This is the FBI Hostage Negotiations Service. Press one if you wish to surrender. Press two for a getaway car. Press three for a… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“Good choice. You have selected the SUV. Press one for a black SUV. Press two for powder blue. Press three for bright orange with… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“Roderick Baskerville-Smythe, estranged scion of this parish,” I replied. “I believe I’m expected.” “Oh,” — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“Professor Raylene's ground breaking study found that subjects with Tourrette's Syndrome burned more calories than Lutherans.” — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
