“Clinical trials have proven that projectile vomiting is up to FOUR times more efficient than ordinary vomiting. You don't even have to run to the bathroom! With practice, and careful placement of your chair within thirty feet--and line of sight--of… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“... the Possession Diet. It's fast. It works. It introduces you to new, healthier foods. And it's almost never fatal.” — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“Spirits have cravings--they're only human (well, some of them are)--but the amazing thing about these cravings is that they are SLIMMING POSITIVE! That's right,… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“Clinical trials have proven that projectile vomiting is up to FOUR times more efficient than ordinary vomiting. You don't even have to run to… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“Mom?'' ''Its your first bank heist, son. I couldnt sit at home and worry. I had to come and help'' ''But ... but... How… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
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“He likens the physical being to a car, and the spiritual being to the driver. And possession is like carrying a passenger who shares… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“This is the FBI Hostage Negotiations Service. Press one if you wish to surrender. Press two for a getaway car. Press three for a… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“Good choice. You have selected the SUV. Press one for a black SUV. Press two for powder blue. Press three for bright orange with… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“Roderick Baskerville-Smythe, estranged scion of this parish,” I replied. “I believe I’m expected.” “Oh,” — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“Professor Raylene's ground breaking study found that subjects with Tourrette's Syndrome burned more calories than Lutherans.” — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
