Humour Quotes by A. A. Milne

In the quiet hours when we are alone and there is nobody to tell us what fine fellows we are, we come sometimes upon…

— A. A. Milne

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

— A. A. Milne

Something feels funny. I must be thinking too hard.

— A. A. Milne

This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it.

— A. A. Milne

Pooh looked at his two paws. He knew that one of them was the right, and he knew that when you had decided which…

— A. A. Milne

I found a little beetle, so that beetle was his name

— A. A. Milne

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing

— A. A. Milne

“Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.”

— A. A. Milne

How sweet to be a Cloud. Floating in the Blue!

— A. A. Milne

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with…

— A. A. Milne

For one person who dreams of making fifty thousand pounds, a hundred people dream of being left fifty thousand pounds.

— A. A. Milne

You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say.

— A. A. Milne