What day is it?" It's today," squeaked Piglet. My favorite day," said Pooh. — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
There's the South Pole, said Christopher Robin, and I expect there's an East Pole and a West Pole, though people don't like… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
It is impossible to win gracefully at chess. No man has yet said "Mate!" in a voice which failed to sound to… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
Hallo, Rabbit,” he said, “is that you?” "Let’s pretend it isn’t,” said Rabbit, “and see what happens. — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!” said Piglet, feeling him. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
Well," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
Owl,' said Rabbit shortly, 'you and I have brains. The others have fluff. If there is easy thinking to be done in… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
Hallo, Eeyore." "Same to you, Pooh Bear, and twice on Thursdays," said Eeyore gloomily. Before Pooh could say: 'Why Thursdays?' Christopher Robin… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
When we asked Pooh what the opposite of an Introduction was, he said "The what of a what?" which didn't help us… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said.… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others. — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
Good morning, Eeyore," said Pooh. "Good morning, Pooh Bear," said Eeyore gloomily. "If it is a good morning, which I doubt," said… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
In the quiet hours when we are alone and there is nobody to tell us what fine fellows we are, we come sometimes upon… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name. — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it. — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
Pooh looked at his two paws. He knew that one of them was the right, and he knew that when you had decided which… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
For one person who dreams of making fifty thousand pounds, a hundred people dream of being left fifty thousand pounds. — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say. — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
