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![“... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune of Camptown Races. Nobody has to stand up for it, nobody has to listen to it, and, even better, nobody has to play it.” quote by Mike Harding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03f/mike-harding-29039_anarchist_the-anarchists-national-anthem-is-an-int_1025501.jpg)
