“You don't seem to realise, that in married life three is company and two is none.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
In business, the competition will bite you if you keep running, if you stand still, they will swallow you. — Victor Kiam Copy Share Image
“It was not that he was feckless, more that he had simply not been around the day they handed out feck.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“If this was mental illness, or even just a particularly clinical case of adolescence, I was bearing up pretty well.” — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're… — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises). — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
There's a long tradition - certainly with country, but in all kinds of genres of music - to have humorous lyrics. Certainly… — Rick Moranis Copy Share Image
They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence.… — David McIntosh Copy Share Image
“If the ties that bind ever do come loose If forever ever ends for you If that ring gets a little too… — The Band Perry Copy Share Image
“Sip tea and coffee with those who say you can, politely stuff with cookies any who say you cannot. Because the stuff… — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
Tokyo is huge. Something like 15 million people live there, and my estimate is that at any given moment, 14.7 million of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“After that, he drank all the rest of the sherry, and Mr. Hubble drank the port, and the two talked (which I… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Let me guess," Brynn said from across the room. "Another brother, right?" Keegan glanced at Brynn, who was staring at Ronin with… — Rosalie Lario Copy Share Image
“If only, I thought, I could talk to Eugene just one more time. This was before I came to understand that you… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
“In truth, he had always considered the sight of men eating croissants slightly ridiculous, especially at the beginning, when for the first… — Gish Jen Copy Share Image
A sexual athlete is not likely to find sufficient energy for work of another athletic kind, and the acting of great parts… — Laurence Olivier Copy Share Image
I think the definition of someone who's still a swinger is a person who remains signed up on swinger websites because they're… — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
One of the first sights that shocked me, when I came to Israel in 1921, was an Arab turning over a field… — Golda Meir Copy Share Image
“They'd paid some madman who thought he was a decorator a lot of money to make the place look hip and unique.… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
