The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Having a sense of humor has served me more than it has hurt me - just in the sense that it has… — Dee Dee Myers Copy Share Image
With comedies, often shorter is better. You don't want to outstay your welcome. — Christopher Miller Copy Share Image
“I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time.” — L.H. Thomson Copy Share Image
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I just watched a ton of comedy and saw a ton of different styles, and eventually you think, 'Oh, yeah, I could… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
“I don’t know who that guy was in the famous statue called The Thinker, but he was so deep in thought, he… — R.J. Silver Copy Share Image
'Gutur Gu' is a silent comedy, which I had never done. I wanted to do something out of the box. It's exciting,… — Anita Hassanandani Reddy Copy Share Image
How precise you need to be when you're in a comedy, and the honesty you need and to have those two things… — Chris Messina Copy Share Image
“The summers before that are a blur of baby oil and Sun-In and hating our bodies (I got big breasts; Tibby got… — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
I try to write from a place of writing what I know, and what I know is interesting and appropriate women with… — Susanna Fogel Copy Share Image
“The sheep, I guess demented with love, didn't object to this at all. Casimir somehow found time to pull up some grass… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
I guess my height has hurt me as much as it's helped me. In comedy people don't mind casting tall women next… — Allison Janney Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as romance in our day, women have become too brilliant; nothing spoils a romance so much as… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Am I afraid of ghosts? My life experience has taught me to be much more afraid of what a human is capable… — Steve Maraboli Copy Share Image
“I really hate threesomes when one of the participants is dead.” — Jordan Castillo Price Copy Share Image
Gossip columnists are diseases, like 'flu. Everyone is subject to them. — James Goldsmith Copy Share Image
“Well, the only logical explanation is that all of my clothes shrunk!” — Van Krishna Copy Share Image
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