Humor Quotes · Page 90

My sense of humor has saved me more than a couple of times in my life.

— John Prine

“Is the groom going to go where no man has gone before?”

— Sharyn McCrumb

You cannot have the drama without comedy.

— Tommy Wiseau

The opportunity to lecture had restored my good humor.

— Barbara Mertz

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

— Phyllis Diller

I know how to be funny to black audiences.

— Brandon T. Jackson

“... Paris was a city of love for unimaginative folks.”

— Lauren Morrill

I don't watch any other comedy, I don't study stand-up as an art.

— Michael McIntyre

“Write with your heart, not your head. Brains tend to ooze out of your ears and nose when things get intense. Then…

— Lori Lesko

I always found that drama, really good drama, has a lot of comedy in it.

— Ed O'Neill

Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we…

— Anonymous

Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll

— Anonymous

A sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to our steps as we walk the tightrope of life.

— Anonymous

“To be creative is to look Madness in the eye and challenge it to a spitting contest.”

— River Fairchild

Women respond to comfort and a sense of humor. I was always able to make them laugh, so that helps a lot.

— Peter Dinklage

I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.

— Mike Epps

“GET IN" he says, getting in on the driver side. I get in with no questions. Okay. This is a bad movie…

— Sara Daniell

Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities, a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be…

— Wentworth Miller

For me and most of my friends who are comedians, if you've been doing comedy for a while, your tolerance for things…

— Demetri Martin

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I…

— Carrot Top

“They don't make morgues with windows. In fact, if the geography allows for it, they hardly ever make morgues above the ground.…

— Jim Butcher

“I have a little boy, younger than you, who knows six Psalms by heart: and when you ask him which he would…

— Charlotte Bronte

I believe that people, more often than not, act with the best possible intentions. And when they don't, that's funny to me.…

— Stephen Colbert

I'm trying to be the Jay-Z of comedy one day. I don't know if there's any comedy moguls out there, but I…

— J. B. Smoove

“I was happy as a child that's why I'm luckier than you.”

— MJ Jabican

“Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off"- Cruz”

— Derrolyn Anderson

If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh.

— Amy Poehler

Comedy born of bewilderment is the only comedy that should be in magic.

— Dai Vernon

If you ran as much as you run your mouth, you would be in great shape.

— Anonymous

“Baby, you’re so much of a woman, you turn me off when I hold you.”

— Rhys Ford

“You are the soul of comedy, Mrs. Emerson.”

— Sylvain Reynard

“ Philosophers, Poets and Fools have similar Consciousness ”

— Amit Gupta

Sometimes you have to fall on your face to see whats in front of you

— Serenity C

You are not broken and you do not need to be fixed.

— Joshua Estrin

“Write more thank-you cards, but draw fewer swastikas on them.”

— Michael Ian Black

“It's like a fairy tale. . . on crack!”

— Hillary DePiano

“Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

“Nobody should have to die to a crappy soundtrack”

— James R. Tuck

Nature, time and patience are three great physicians.

— Henry George Bohn

“Just thinking about the cake she was not eating made her cry.”

— Michael B. Kaplan