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“He was an Atlantean...older than dirt and dirt's great-grandfather.” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Yeah,it’s kind of a hobby. What’s yours? Kicking puppies?” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants? — Michael De Leon Copy Share Image
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour: he will always use it in evidence against you. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree Copy Share Image
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
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“The red tongues that went licking up my heap of wood were an altogether new and strange thing to Weena.” — H.G. Wells Copy Share Image
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I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself. — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
“Laughter is illusion… But THE BIGGEST ONE, which you can ever encounter in your life.” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
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Nihilism in American comedy came along way before 'The Simpsons.' There was a fairly nihilistic point of view to 'Saturday Night Live,'… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
People who know me , they know I have a sense of humor, I'm a bit of a joker, a bit of… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
“Billy: Oh, my God. I just walked out on the Avengers. Tommy: Why is that a bad thing? Earth's mightiest heroes are… — Allan Heinberg Copy Share Image
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“ [Home Economics Textbook from 1950] : "Prepare yourself. Take fifteen minutes to rest so you'll look refreshed when hubby comes home… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
“Don't wish me happiness I don't expect to be happy all the time... It's gotton beyond that somehow. Wish me courage and… — Anne Morrow Lindbergh Copy Share Image
The popular definition of tragedy is heavy drama in which everyone is killed in the last act, comedy being light drama in… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
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