It was liberating to do comedy. It felt like playing in a jazz band. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
“Asininity was puddling all around me in quantities too vast to soak up. - It Looked Different on the Model” — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“Marriage is supposed to be a partnership. Good-looking people marry good-looking people and the others take what's left.” — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
You see, I get so much fun out of thinking that I don’t want to destroy this pleasant machine that makes life… — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
Admit it, the only thing that can make your lazy butt get up is when your laptop says 10% Battery Remaining. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Three reasons you should stand up: to stretch, you need to go somewhere, or you are the real slim shady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though..I should write it.” — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
There are many non-intellectual countries; Australia is one of the few anti-intellectual ones. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“I want people to be allowed to make jokes about, and discuss, anything they want. I don’t think people should be ostracized… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
I was seeing this girl and she wanted to get more serious. But I wasn't ready to, I had just gotten out… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Abe held my gaze a bit longer and then broke into an easy smile. ʺOf course, of course. This is a family… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“The vampire who lived here was either a total loser or really liked the monster image. Really, if he couldn't be a… — Caroline Hanson Copy Share Image
“Nature has no originality--I mean, no large ability in the matter of inventing new things, new ideas, new stage effects. She has… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Good luck,” I said automatically and then wanted to kick myself. Good luck? Have a lovely time, Mal. Hope you find a… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark… — Bill Forsyth Copy Share Image
“I’d been to New York enough to know that it wasn’t always easy to find a place to walk a dog in… — Mike Lingenfelter Copy Share Image
I'm passionate about stories that have humanity, compassion and humor. — Matthew Bonifacio Copy Share Image
Experience is a funny thing. You dont always have it when you need it. — Patrick Chan Copy Share Image
