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“How is it that standing outside for a minute in 90 degree heat is torture, yet standing in a blistering hot shower… — Sara Marcus Copy Share Image
Doing comedy for film is always a challenge because you are in the hands of the editor after the fact. I am… — Tim Roth Copy Share Image
“But why have you dear English Jew whose forefathers fought to enter the country of Johnny Mill, the Stuart with a little… — Aporva Kala Copy Share Image
“It's not that there is more stupidity. It just has more intrusive ways of presenting itself. It used to be, you could… — Tom Levine Copy Share Image
It's something that has informed quite a lot of my comedy - that idea of someone who is always trying to get… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
“The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick… — Viktor E. Frankl Copy Share Image
People use the guise of art, and artistic expression, to do all kinds of hateful things. It's like Trump and everybody else… — Luvvie Ajayi Copy Share Image
“When my mother passed away several years ago—well, wait a minute. Actually, she didn’t ‘pass away.’ She died. Something about that verb,… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
“Will watched her go with regret. His attraction to the dark-haired lady with her execrable embroidery had taken him by surprise. She'd… — Eve Edwards Copy Share Image
“Around young, beautiful, fat women, I am generally thrown into confusion. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because an image of their… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
What is the sound of one hand clapping? What is the weight of a single grain of sand? The answer is equal… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“We can get you a throne with snakes. I’ll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Don’t be so concerned,” he whispered. “We will get through this, I promise.” “What makes you so certain?” I couldn’t help my… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Alexis grabbed his arm. "Tom Jones? Wow, I totally love Tom Jones. He's like quintessential Vegas—over the top and indecent fun. Let… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“Then Dad started going on about the complex geological formations in this part of the coast until Mum told him to shut… — Kerrie O'Connor Copy Share Image
I'm a funny guy. I want people to laugh. I laugh at myself, I make fun of myself. But at the end… — Lil B Copy Share Image
“Wokeism's impact on free speech becomes pronounced when it leads to the cancellation of individuals expressing opinions, even through the medium of… — James William Steven Parker Copy Share Image
“There was a dragon who had a long-standing obsession with a queen's breasts," she said, growing breathless. "The dragon knew the penalty… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“How good one feels when one is full -- how satisfied with ourselves and with the world! People who have tried it,… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“When do they turn the streetlights on? Does each streetlight have a separate switch? Where did all the choo-choo trains go? Why… — Matthew Dicks Copy Share Image
They are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“-She paints some, Stanley said in a vindicatory tone. -Paints! Did you see the abstract she did for the Army Air Force?… — William Gaddis Copy Share Image
I get asked, 'How can you have such failures in your films?' Well, what else is life about? There's some sense of… — Alexander Payne Copy Share Image
“You know how before you buy a house you hire someone to come check it out and write a homebuyer's report? Someone… — Richard Paul Evans Copy Share Image
“How much of my fever-induced dream was real? I felt safe assuming that my time as a bee was fiction, as well… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
Just keep making comedy. Make it all the time whether it's your job or not. Consider it like you are already working… — Megan Ganz Copy Share Image
Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity.… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“Have you had unprotected gay sex?" This time he got a snort and a laugh. "I ain‘t no butt pirate." Roan felt… — Andrea Speed Copy Share Image
I write humor the way a surgeon operates, because it is a livelihood, because I have a great urge to do it,… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
“She watched the woman around her. Most of them undulated like strippers or ground their arses into the men dancing behind them.… — Michele Gorman Copy Share Image
“I stopped at a red light, turned my head, and allowed myself to enjoy the handsomeness that was Brent. He noticed my… — Lani Woodland Copy Share Image
“No, Lucius is harmless,' I fibbed. If you don't count the fact that he thinks he's a warrior prince representing a semi-cannibalistic… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
I think it would be so fun to do some kind of comedy, something - I'm not exactly sure, but something like… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
“Aren‘t you going to get up?" He put a hand on the curve of her hip, a possessive gesture that had already… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“I briefly considered getting a cat, but then decided against it because I didn’t want to be one of those people. You… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you have to start the show strong and you have to end the show strong. Those are the two… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“When he overheard the boys whispering that he was a queer, he said he regarded that as a compliment since so many… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Some major writers have a huge impact, like Ayn Rand, who to my mind is a lousy fiction writer because her writing… — Theodore Sturgeon Copy Share Image
“He looked down at me, all heat and cinnamon-musk and midnight smirk. “Was there trouble?” Nope. Not unless you count being terminally… — Jessie Hart Copy Share Image
