A lot of people don't see me as a funny character because I don't usually get to play them. I'm usually cast… — Angie Harmon Copy Share Image
I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I came into the 'Comedy Bang! Bang!' TV show with a level of confidence that I don't think I would've had if… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
“Wow wow wow is all I can say! Remember how I always buy lunchtime Scratch-Off ticket? Have I said? Maybe did not… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
In zombie horror, the juxtaposition of the calm world of the living and the menace of the undead inspires terror. In zombie… — Adam Cohen Copy Share Image
I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“She told me it was unlucky to share a reading with others, but the main point, the one I don't mind mentioning… — Olivia Sudjic Copy Share Image
I came to work one day, and Ricky was playing music on his guitar, just snickering. He played me the riff that… — Cindy Wilson Copy Share Image
Girl I might have given u my phone number but I didn't give u the right to cal me during the night… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“I was suicidal for two solid centuries once. That was during the early part of what they now call the Dark Ages,… — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
The first thing you start with when you're trying to write something funny is it has to - it really has to… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to do action stuff. I like it. You really want something that's special; that's got something special about it… — Matt Dillon Copy Share Image
“In your madness you said you loved me," she murmured shyly. His humor fled, and the smile left her lips as she… — Kathleen E. Woodiwiss Copy Share Image
“I've got a thing about heights." Nate glanced at her. "I thought you had a thing about bugs?" "I've got more than… — Peter Clines Copy Share Image
“While you’re singing something romantic, I can’t get the lyrics to ‘Love and Marriage’ out of my head, and that tune always… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
Jacques Tati is the great philosophical tinkerer of comedy, taking meticulous care to arrange his films so that they unfold in a… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
I think it's part of the responsibility of an artist to shock, to upset, to make people think differently, and to surprise… — Bill Plympton Copy Share Image
“Margaret looked up at him from where she sat by the window. "Oh, Brother Gregory, what's wrong with your hand" "I'm just… — Judith Merkle Riley Copy Share Image
Being in a smaller environment - sometimes I like that. As a comic, we start off in comedy clubs, and there are… — Sinbad Copy Share Image
“You want to know the story? I'd be happy to tell you. I think I have just enough caloric energy stored up… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“Nowhere in the bible did it say, “Only show compassion and empathy to those you can trust.” If we did that, we… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
If you want to discover how to make children laugh - and I truly believe all adults should, because children need laughter… — Michael Rosen Copy Share Image
“Without hesitation but with a sense of entitlement, he lifted my hand to his lips. He was gentlemen-like in every way... I… — Laura Albright Copy Share Image
“Then what’s this?” She raised her glass of expensive wine, used it to indicate their plush surroundings. His gaze followed her indication… — Monique DeVere Copy Share Image
Music is very similar to comedy: It's all about texture, timing, context, vocabulary, performance. When someone's onstage doing a solo, essentially it's… — Reggie Watts Copy Share Image
“I wanted to tell his dad that Nathan was fine the way he was and that he was the one that needed… — C. K. Kelly Martin Copy Share Image
There was a sea of change in comedy in the late 1950s and '60s. We were dealing with vignettes as opposed to… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“I could feel the heat rising in my cheeks. 'We spent one night together.' 'You had sex then?' 'No we crocheted a… — Ashley Jeffery Copy Share Image
I've been fortunate that the men I surround myself with in the comedy world are really decent people: men who are very… — Yvonne Orji Copy Share Image
I want to speak, show, see, and hear outrageously astute questions and comments. I want to be on the sides of pleasure… — Barbara Kruger Copy Share Image
“I don't know about this here eternal marriage business. But it seems to me that if you can't live with the sons-of-bitches… — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share Image
Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
“Huh. I'm truly a hopeless case. Here I am, in probably the last few moments of not only my life but possibly… — Phoenix Emrys Copy Share Image
I like how much better being on the road makes you at comedy. I like how strong you get on it. What… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
If the setups take too long, you wind up losing momentum. Momentum is very good for comedy. Not having to do eight… — Michael Spiller Copy Share Image
“Ed frowned. “Well, it’s a terrible picture of me! Here, give me that. I’m going to tear it up. There ought to… — Sarah Scheele Copy Share Image
“(Sadie)"I'm not judging you, Dylan. I love vampire movies. If I looked surprised it was only because it's so different from your… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female… — Wendi McLendon-Covey Copy Share Image
“I never saw quite so wretched an example of what a sea-faring life can do: but to a degree, I know it… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
