“Talaith leaned forward, studied her youngest daughter. “You think you’re evil?” “Pure evil,” Izzy clarified, which got her a rather vicious glare… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Are you okay with what we ordered?” Angeline asked him. “You didn’t pipe up with any requests.” Neil shook his head, face… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“He pulled out a dagger from ... she wasn't sure where. Did he have that in his loin cloth? What else does… — Dianna Hardy Copy Share Image
“I must have your promise, Coach, that you won't hurt her." "I promise." "You spoke a bit too quickly for my taste.… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
The safest genre is the horror film. But the most unsafe - the most dangerous - is comedy. Because even if your… — Roger Corman Copy Share Image
In the most ordinary terms, egolessness is a flexible identity. It manifests as inquisitiveness , as adaptability, as humor, as playfulness. It… — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
“Mira, I'm about to be naked," Blue said as he whipped off his belt and tossed it on the floor. "So watch… — Sarah Cross Copy Share Image
I tossed my shoulders and swaggered away, whistling with pleasure. In the gutter I saw a long cigaret butt. I picked it… — John Fante Copy Share Image
I love drama - I would say more than I even love comedy - but I like in One Mississippi that I… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
“He wanted to laugh. Only, the sound wouldn't come out. He couldn't summon even a wry humor, not anymore. Light! I can't… — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
“If it was my business, I wouldn't talk about it. It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“It's a most peculiar psychology—this business of 'Science is based on faith too, so there!' Typically this is said by people who… — Eliezer Yudkowsky Copy Share Image
People who have very devastating lives sometimes have the most wild, avant-garde humor. It's like when you've seen it all and been… — Jenny Zhang Copy Share Image
Writing comedy is an exposing thing because you're putting yourself on the line with every joke you write, and although you can't… — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
“Now we're going to save a bunch of dirty meatsacks from a bunch of dirty cannibals? Why don't we rescue some orphaned… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
“One more question." Finn had a smirk on his face. "Do you use…" "If you say litter box, I will empty that… — Jeanette Battista Copy Share Image
“There’s no need to say anything to Mr. Turing. I was the one who wasn’t watching where I was going” “You were… — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
My mother was very wary at first. And now she's come around 180 degrees. She's, like, one of my biggest fans now.… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
“... I'd never look at a pick again without wondering if it was Cole's heart. He cocked an eyebrow. "But the look… — Brodi Ashton Copy Share Image
“A bright light at the end of a tunnel can seem warm and inviting, or it can seem mysterious and terrifying. People… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
When I step back from any moment of crisis that I've ever had, I'm always struck by how humor and tragedy can… — Peter Vack Copy Share Image
You really have no idea whether or not what you're writing is funny. In stand-up and sketch comedy, you know right away… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
“Yes Yes when God created love he didn't help most when God created dogs He didn't help dogs when God created plants… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Laughter is binary: It either happens or it doesn't. As each joke arrives in the course of a film, the cavernous space… — David Dobkin Copy Share Image
“My Aunt Dahlia, who runs a woman's paper called Milady's Boudoir, had recently backed me into a corner and made me promise… — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Kaden gave another one of those unexpected barks of humor. “Yeah. And I’m telling you, my sister is a shameless, shameless woman,… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
I mean, there's an aspect I've always said that is - it's, you know, it's not poetry but it's kind of like… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
“I put my hand down below the table to check my zipper. You have to stand before a jury only once with… — Michael Connelly Copy Share Image
The majority of my work in games, outside of 'Depression Quest,' has been experimental pushes into comedy games. I think there are… — Zoe Quinn Copy Share Image
On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling stroke of… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
“Illium, his expression subdued as it had been for too many days, turned to her. “Mind if I have a go?” “Kick… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“Vampires do breathe, by the way, but their chests don't move like humans'. Have you ever lain in the arms of your… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
“I rolled my eyes. "For defending my honor, you dullard." He yanked me beneath a shadowed awning. I had a moment's panic… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
“There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are Why are people born? Why… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Nev tossed his pen down. “Fine. Here goes: Ren and Cals lives may be torrid for the young ones in Vail are… — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
“That moment you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone else is just getting on with their lives as though… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're the last woman left. And ye fancy sex. And now you're trapped in a vault with a celibate priest. Tell me… — Pam Godwin Copy Share Image
I believe I was portrayed as a humorous, good-looking ladies' man. I pretty much ran the house and did what I wanted.… — The Situation Copy Share Image
