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Justin Halpern

(1980) Writer United States

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Justin Halpern urges you not to get caught up in the bullshit in your head. He says he sometimes just wants silence, even if it seems harsh. He shares funny anecdotes, like refusing a bouncy house at his birthday and describing a tube full of nine‑year‑old urine.

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Justin Halpern is a writer from the United States, best known for Sh*t My Dad Says.

Quick Facts About Justin Halpern

Born
September 3, 1980
Nationality
United States
Profession
Writer
Notable works
Sh*t My Dad Says
Known for
Shit My Dad Says

About Justin Halpern

Justin Samuel Halpern is the American author of the Twitter feed "Shit My Dad Says" and the best-selling book Sh*t My Dad Says. He was also the co-writer and co-executive producer of a CBS television situation comedy series based on the book. His second book I Suck at Girls was published in 2012 and was the basis for the 2014 television show Surviving Jack.

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