Balloons Quotes

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.

— Anonymous

We buy balloons, we let them go.

— Bret Easton Ellis

Throwing water balloons wakes you up!

— Kevin Jonas

I don't like balloons.

— Sarah Harding

Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.

— Darynda Jones

“No air, no balloons!”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

The balloon seems to stand still in the air while the earth flies past underneath.

— Alberto Santos-Dumont

Hot oil! We need hot oil!... Forget the water balloons!

— Gary Larson

'House of Balloons' was actually supposed to have more songs than it does.

— The Weeknd

Shout out to balloons for basically just being a bag of bad breath.

— Anonymous

“Half of this story is true and the other half might very well have happened.”

— William Pène du Bois

We're out of control on this loony balloon, barely missing the other planets and stars.

— Ray Davies

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!"

— Mitch Hedberg

Balloon: Thing to take meteroric observations and commit suicide with.

— Mark Twain

“What became of all those lost balloons: they were the loves that slipped out of our fists; the blank eyes that rose…

— Jodi Picoult

Seeing John Major govern the country is like watching Edward Scissorhands try to make balloon animals.

— Simon Hoggart

The problem with my balloon collection is that people always think there's a party. Settle down. It's not a party. It's just…

— Demetri Martin

“I want to tie one thousand balloons around my neck and float up while slowly dying of happiness.”

— Matthew Donahoo

So the laughs had to come from the character, not because we had balloons in our shirts or were speaking in high…

— Kevin McDonald

“Ducks like balloons. Think about THAT next time your child has a birthday party and you choose to not invite all of…

— Jarod Kintz

The soul, light as a feather, fluid as water, innocent as a child, responds to every movement of grace like a floating…

— Jean-Pierre de Caussade

It's so graceful to be blown by the wind, to go where the wind takes you. Just drifting over beautiful rivers in…

— Richard Branson

I can't blame modern technology for my predilection for distraction, not after all the hours I've spent watching lost balloons disappear into…

— Colson Whitehead

But...books are so much more. Some of them are webs; you can feel your way along their threads, but just barely, into…

— Lauren Oliver

Our soulmate is someone who shares our deepest longings, our sense of direction. When we're two balloons, and together our direction is…

— Richard Bach

“Somehow, I manage to open the door. And smile at the enormous bunch of balloons Erin has for me. And act like…

— Susane Colasanti

“Well, what if we meet new friends waiting in line for one of the shows?” Paige asks. “And we end up staying…

— Rachel Schurig

If every UFO report could be convincingly credited to some conventional astronomical or atmospheric phenomenon, there would be no UFO mystery. It…

— Don Berliner

It is not difficult to destroy Islam. Islam is the pumped up ego of a megalomaniac psychopath. Muhammad was a narcissist madman.…

— Ali Sina

There is no basis for the ardent hopes and positive statements made as to the safe and successful use of the dirigible…

— George W. Melville

It was like the first time i saw a cadaver. For weeks afterward the cadavers head, or what was left of it…

— Sylvia Plath

This is what happens: somebody—girl usually—got a free spirit, doesn't get on too good with her parents. These kids, they're like tied-down…

— John Green

Have you ever been to a picnic? And someone blows up a balloon, and everyone starts tossing it around, and it's always…

— Paul Rudnick

“She likes to write messages on balloons and send them to the sky. She takes out a black Magic Marker and she…

— Kenny Porpora

As I stepped out to face myself in the mirror, reaching a hand to smooth away the steam, I saw myself differently.…

— Sarah Dessen

Bloated!" he cried. The corresponding hieroglyph flew through the air, bursting against a demon's chest in a spray of light. Instantly, the…

— Rick Riordan

It’s hard to stay mad, when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at…

— Alan Ball

Fog everywhere. Fog up the river where it flows among green airs and meadows; fog down the river, where it rolls defiled…

— Charles Dickens

That's it. Curtains. Off to the races. Treetops. Seashells and balloons.

— Al McGuire

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.

— Milton Jones