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Because I was familiar with Taika's Watiti work and there's a very subversive, funny streak amongst all of them. I don't think… — Sam Neill Copy Share Image
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“Samantha sometimes found Miles absurd and, increasingly, dull. Every now and then, though, she enjoyed his pomposity in precisely the same spirit… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to. Who's he talking to now? I don't know. Then I'm walking… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“[...} What did I tell you about wandering off? Why don't you ever do anything I say? If I didn't know any… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You know a Girl is Mad when she starts off her sentence saying... I just find it funny how... because there is… — Kushandwizdom Copy Share Image
“Find a subject you care about and which you in your heart feel others should care about. It is this genuine caring,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Hello, Not-There,” Piper said. Not-There was her private name for God just lately. Earlier in the fall it had been The Great… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I have laughter dates with myself, where I find comics on YouTube and watch them. Louis C.K. was my first laughter date… — Inga Muscio Copy Share Image
“Without an element of vulgarity, no man can be a work of art...I have to try and think what an artist is,… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
“Israel was thinking of warm beer, and muffins, and Wensleydale cheese, and Wallace and Gromit, and the music of Elgar, and the… — Ian Sansom Copy Share Image
“To the dads who think they’re the funniest person in the room—and sometimes, they actually are! Whether you're telling those classic dad… — Life is Positive Copy Share Image
Scott Derrickson breathes humour into a character with a very strong identity in the '60s and '70s, that psychedelia era of Eastern… — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
In the U.K., working-class lives are depicted with the characters' humour, but in the U.S., people with difficulties are often depicted with… — Debra Granik Copy Share Image
“Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial… — Heather Chapple Copy Share Image
The one thing we pride ourselves on the most with writing 'Car Share' is that it's hard to predict what's going to… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
“You're next Claire." She laughed. "Nope, not ready. See, we know about this thing called birth control, and we use it," she… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
Catch-22' is the big daddy of funny war novels. It's capacious and occasionally rambling. It's a bible of literate comedy: you can… — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
READING, n. The general body of what one reads. In our country it consists, as a rule, of Indiana novels, short stories… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
The Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Paranoia is just the bastard child of fear and good sense." (Charlie) "Poor thing. Let's adopt it, give it a last name… — D.D. Barant Copy Share Image
The smaller an audience is, the more self-conscious they are. People are always looking at each other to see who is laughing.… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
“The stairs were certainly steep; and in those days, when they could rarely see their own feet, women were always falling; it… — John Fowles Copy Share Image
I try and write satire that's well-intentioned. But those intentions have to be hidden. It can't be completely clear, and that's what… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
You have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not like 1955 when you just had to kick her down a… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
In terms of comedy, there was a Seinfeldian era of comedy that I love but got played out. Seinfeld was great, but… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“During the years of struggling to make partner, he had sometimes entertained the comical notion that making partner would imbue him with… — Reece Hirsch Copy Share Image
“She'd suggested that he observe other teens for social cues, and he'd done the job in spades. Yesterday after spending the afternoon… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“Like my outfit? I’m going for counterculture. By showing up to a punk rock concert in the least punk-aesthetic outfit possible, I’m… — Alexandra Martin Copy Share Image
So it didn't matter to me whether it was the serious guy or the comedy guy, if I was getting people involved… — Christopher Daniels Copy Share Image
“Mike’s brain was hardwired directly into his genitals and most higher functions appeared to have switched themselves off. In other words, he… — Jackson Radcliffe Copy Share Image
Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: "No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Nothing is set up like a comedy bit. I did sitcoms for 10 years. Literally from 1989 to 1999. That's almost all… — Thomas Haden Church Copy Share Image
I'm a - I'm a, um, a godmother which is just, that's fun to be a godmother, she is so precious, she's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“The laws of nature are not intelligent,’ I replied. ‘The force of gravity is not intelligent. Electricity is not intelligent. A savage… — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
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