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Somebody who opposes Trump is wound so tight, they're not funny people anyway, that they don't get his humor. They really believe… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
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“I like 'fresh fruit flan'," said the donkey. "Three excellent words." "I don't have one," said Noah immediately before the question could… — John Boyne Copy Share Image
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Some comics are in it for what they can get out of it. Others are in it for a love of comedy.… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
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“We leafed through a series of the [1941 Soviet] Front newspaper. I came across the following phrase in a leading article: 'The… — Vasily Grossman Copy Share Image
“What about you? If I asked you . . . would you turn me?" Faith's eyes went wide. "Turn you into a… — Dianne Sylvan Copy Share Image
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“The Proclaimers thunder through my head. Imagine it. Imagine killing someone to the tune of two Scottish nerds wearing glasses and flattop… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
I've never disguised the fact that I wasn't happy in teaching. But the reason was that I wanted to do comedy. I… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
“But here's the biggest head-scratcher of all: Not only are atheists destroying our country, they're completely deluding themselves. There's simply no way… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
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“The R is the wrong way roond and you left the A and a Y out of Anybody,' said Jeannie, because it… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Eat pudding. Books are good. Eat pudding. If kids read a lot. Eat pudding. They'll get so… — Daniel Pinkwater Copy Share Image
Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
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I'd love to do a really juicy drama that's just really real. On the comedy side, I'd love to do something like… — Daniela Bobadilla Copy Share Image
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“Mr. False! No, don't start grabbing the chickens! Better off farmer with no chickens than a load of chickens with no farmer!… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
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“So, what’s the plan?” I asked as I sat down at the table not really big enough for two. Liam grabbed my… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“No wonder kids grow up crazy. A cat's cradle is nothing but a bunch of X's between somebody's hands, and little kids… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
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A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
With comedy especially, it feels like such a clear-cut thing to be a writer-director. There is so much nuance and tone in… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
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I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
One year you go in for auditions, and everybody thinks you're the queen of comedy, and the next year, you're so 'yesterday,'… — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
[My favourite are] the films of Agnes Varda, because of her sense of humor and the intimate, personal way she tells her… — Maya Goded Copy Share Image
By employing a certain sense of humor, you essentially get more serious about things and show conflict more effectively than if you… — Yorgos Lanthimos Copy Share Image
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