“I know I’m not an easy She-dragon to. . not fear.” “I’m not afraid of you, Ghleanna. I’ve never been afraid of… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
I remember reading in a comedy book very long ago when I first started, a person said there's a difference between a… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
'Panto!' is basically my life. It's not a comedy drama; it's a documentary. I was going to write an autobiography, but I… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
“Laughter erupted from her belly and shot out her mouth like pigeons through an open cage door, schoolchildren bursting into summer vacation,… — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
My parents and my brother instilled in me my sense of humor. That's kind of the way we communicate with each other,… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
Derangement is the only possible explanation for owning a cat, an animal whose preferred mode of communication is to sink its claws… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“And it's not my fault that I have a penchant for good breeding, reasonable intelligence, and passable personal hygiene, not necessarily in… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
I really like doing television shows, and I anticipated doing a comedy, because that's the place I feel the most comfortable -… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
It's the contemporary woman that movies don't know what to do with, other than bathe her in a bridal glow in romantic… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
In most specials, the performer's up - not only not surrounded, but up on a stage - and there's a distance between… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
I won't attempt something that could be potentially offensive; 80 per cent of comedy can happen without hurting anyone's sentiments. Only a… — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
My philosophy is that if you're playing a moment truthfully, that it's a funny moment, then hopefully it will be funny. I… — Peter Vack Copy Share Image
“That tried and true aphorism: Each day is precious. Each day is a gift. If we don't open the wrapping carefully, we… — Eric Garcia Copy Share Image
“The greatest irony is that people with Rolodexes are no longer LinkedIn. And if that pun doesn't make sense, don’t ask anyone… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
Comedy and horror are cousins; they're related. They both come from storytellers who want to specifically affect the audience and elicit specific… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
I don't believe I can offend you in a comedy club. I don't believe I can offend you in a concert. A… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I failed to fulfill what should have been an interesting role. I couldn't take their formula and bring what I had, my… — Dianne Wiest Copy Share Image
What is wanted for the nonce is, that folks should be as agreeable as possible in conversation and demeanor; so that good… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
“This person has hoped and dreamed and now it is really happening and this person can hardly believe it. But believing is… — Miranda July Copy Share Image
Comedy is probably a lot harder for me. Maybe it's because I've been doing drama for so long or maybe it's because...… — Nina Dobrev Copy Share Image
“Why does Lewis Black have so much hatred for goodness? I do not know. Because I am not a trained psychologist, I… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of humor. One kind that makes us chuckle about our foibles and our shared humanity -- like what… — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
“Kenzie took two staggering steps backward, staring at the feeline as if in a daze. "O-kay," she breathed, shaking her head slightly.… — julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
Stand up comedy is this thing you get to do, so you have to treat it with respect. You can't just be… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“The lamp tipped over, nailing Kane in the head. Sabin shook his head. The man was a walking disaster Literally. Whenever Kane… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“I am drawn to Tom Sawyer Island because a tribute to Mark Twain would not be out of place in a theme… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
“She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn’t make any that said Thank you… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Go into the building, search out the Returned who lives in it, and run around in circles squeaking as loudly as you… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly.… — Oliver Markus Copy Share Image
A lot of people do comedy about India, but they're not from India. It's a Kwik-E-Mart perspective. I want to provide a… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
“This resentment you feel toward Father Henrique is another example," Holtzman said. "What did the man ever do to you? Nothing. So… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“I love you. I'm in love with you. She heard absolutely nothing for ten full seconds. And when he did speak, she… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“It’s time you go back to your cell. Your phone call is over. If anyone wishes to speak to you now, we… — Bella Shadow Copy Share Image
“The bourbon goes into the recipe, Miss Connor, not into you,” he’d said from directly behind me. He had a way of… — Jenny Lyn Copy Share Image
“There's a lot of pointing. A festival of pointing and at very close range to other people's eyes, given the width of… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
The humorous look of children is perhaps the most endearing of all the bonds that hold the Cosmos together. Their top-heavy dignity… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“When you revealed that the Rani was in fact the Nagi," Charlie said, "the players collectively pissed their pants." "I'd rather they… — Walter Jon Williams Copy Share Image
“So...I'm the funny one? I'm the funny sidekick ? . . . That's no way to talk about anyone! To say they're… — China Miéville Copy Share Image
MY ACT IS 'NOTHING BUT COMEDY. I TALK SOUTHERN BECAUSE I PICKED IT UP WHEN I MOVED TO THE SOUTH. IM NOT… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
