Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
“JADE: then i guess thats what we are! JADE: semipotent demigods JOHN: demidogs. JADE: woof woof woof! JADE: dammit!!!!!! JOHN: heh... JOHN:… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
[the Ghost Team] is an ensemble comedy. It's about people who are searching for meaning in their lives, and they end up… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
When in a movie like 'Housefull' you have to create comedy out of falling on a glass table or jumping from huge… — Lara Dutta Copy Share Image
I can see how it might be possible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist, but… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
“Some enterprising rabbit had dug its way under the stakes of my garden again. One voracious rabbit could eat a cabbage down… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“I was tempted to tell her it was because we were British and actually had a sense of humour, but I try… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“Charles Lathrop Pack, president of the American Tree Association, told how Rogers gave him advice in handling an educational campaign in tree… — P.J. O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Eli Willard just looked at her for a long moment, and then he announced, ' Lady of the Lake strikes iceberg in… — Donald Harington Copy Share Image
“You can't believe that AIDS is a curse from God against Gays without accepting that Lyme Disease is a curse from the… — T. Rafael Cimino Copy Share Image
Journalism should be truthful and entertaining. You know, with news and important facts you can entertain people too. Have a little humor.… — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
Bronco, The - You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, yougrab her tits as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, hollow be thy promises and shallow be thy shame. Thy kingdom come.… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“I heard a story once in the Orient about two architects who went to see the Buddha. They had run out of… — Colin Higgins Copy Share Image
“What do you think we should do about Sampson?" I asked. "I would have to say...stop him," Sam said. "How?" I asked… — Jennifer Priester Copy Share Image
A comedian has to live in his head. All this comedy comes from a lonely place. When you're surrounded by an entourage,… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“Is your badness so varied that it is still delightful? I expect anything gets boring after a while.' He looked at her… — Madeline Hunter Copy Share Image
“Haruna: If you don't fall for her, she might kill you!...I'll protect you with all I've got! Yoh: Thanks. Sometimes I feel… — Kazune Kawahara Copy Share Image
It used to take me forever to read and comprehend stuff, so I decided not to make the 'Captain Underpants' books too… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
I got up this morning. I like to get up in the morning; it gives me the rest of the day to… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
“Let's examine what prize that is one more time; no more direct sunlight ever again, no more laughter. You get eternity, but… — Justine Larbalestier Copy Share Image
Childishness? I think it's the equivalent of never losing your sense of humor. I mean, there's a certain something that you retain.… — Walt Disney Copy Share Image
“.My middle name is actually Noel." "So what's your first then?" From her expression, he was almost afraid to ask. Noel bit… — Katie Reus Copy Share Image
“I was once reproved by a minister who was driving a poor beast to some meeting-house horse-sheds among the hills of New… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
If ideas are what feed serious literature and arresting language, who today is writing a novel of ideas (which can often mean… — Cynthia Ozick Copy Share Image
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
“My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister,… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“You know you're a mom when you open the door to the dishwasher mid-cycle and think, 'This is the closest I'm going… — Judy Gruen Copy Share Image
“When did you first fall in love?" "I think, I first fell in love when I was in fifth grade with this… — Saiber Copy Share Image
Dark humor appealed to me because it was a bigger laugh than you could get with anything else. Seeing people laugh at… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“Sympathy is why when a man is getting mugged, you let him keep his shirt after you take his life. Funerals are… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
Comedy is the only form of entertainment where the audience doesn't know what to expect. In an evening, you might get ten… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Clearly, the qualities Poles admire in a secretary of state - foreign languages, diplomatic experience, even sense of humor - are emphatically… — Anne Applebaum Copy Share Image
“All I really need,” he continued, “is for you to act as a deterrent.” “A deterrent?” she choked out. “A human shield,… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Ja zawsze mówię, że my, wdowcy, jesteśmy niczym złote pierścionki dla tych sikorek. Tylko patrzą, żeby nas w dzióbek porwać i zanieść… — Jacek Piekara Copy Share Image
“Jeremy said you've been friends since third grade. I wouldn't know. We didn't have a class together until eighth, when you did… — Elle Todd Copy Share Image
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Danger is a good teacher, and makes apt scholars. So are disgrace, defeat, exposure to immediate scorn and laughter. There is no… — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
“What the hell time is it?" muttered the old man. He was always an aggressive sleeper. Sleep was one of the things… — Jean Shepherd Copy Share Image
“A Dunkerque un certo Scheid ha sparato per tre volte alla moglie senza mai riuscire a colpirla. A quel punto ha rivolto… — Félix Fénéon Copy Share Image
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