The biggest killer to funny is hyper sensitivity to certain subject matter and Montreal is as guilty of that as L.A. or… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
“We walked in the door, and I was stunned by the sterile emptiness of the place. Most of the tiny living room… — Marie Sexton Copy Share Image
Same job, whether it's comedy or drama. Regardless of the weight of the role, I feel like the job is always kind… — Greg Kinnear Copy Share Image
“The past is every second of your life up until now. Up until NOW. See how quickly the present is gobbled up… — Evan Kuhlman Copy Share Image
“I'll be right behind you" behind her? Thirty-two steps with him looking at her butt? "No, you wont." "Look, it's late, i'm… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“As you use fun and humor to reduce tension and connect with laughter, light-heartedness will prevail. Exercising discretion and good judgment in… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
“While I fielded holiday news requests and worked on my end of year expense reports, the Angel of Death sat opposite my… — Elicia Hyder Copy Share Image
I don't think that not seeing black women in comedy held me back, but I think subconsciously I never really thought that… — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
“The thing about elves is they've got no... begins with m," Granny snapped her fingers irritably. "Manners?" "Hah! Right, but no" "Muscle?… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I realized one day that men are emotional cripples. We can't express ourselves emotionally, we can only do it with anger and… — Bob Hoskins Copy Share Image
As soon as you meet him [james Corden], within five minutes you'll want to sleep with him. He presented me with my… — Joanna Page Copy Share Image
People have very specific opinions of comedy. Slapstick was an art form in the '20s and the lowest form of show business… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
“Maybe she was an angel, I thought as she crawled out of bed and headed for the door. Maybe she was stuck… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“She was… damn it, she was everything. Witty, enchanting, brave, smart… and beautiful. And he knew that his eyes were saying all… — L.J Smith Copy Share Image
“Scientists say that these things evolved this way over millions of years." He shook his head. "That's a bunch of bunk. I… — Charles Martin Copy Share Image
“Why?" asked the horse. "I'm a free Narnian. And why should I talk slaves' and fools' talk? I don't want him to… — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“The F word turns me on, she whispered. The F word? Food He threw back his head and laughed. It rumbled up… — Sandra Brown Copy Share Image
At last, after almost fifty years in the hopper, the most famous unpublished novel in America is in print. Who Shot the… — Ed McClanahan Copy Share Image
I used to do a lot of serious theatre during my school and college days. Comedy was only reserved for youth festival… — Kapil Sharma Copy Share Image
I reverently believe that the Maker who made us all makes everything in New England but the weather. I don't know who… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“There are times when your body takes control. Times when the gazelle says, ‘Fuck you, lioness,’ and delivers the biggest kick of… — Harry Bingham Copy Share Image
“The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“It's the little things that make you want to kill someone, the way Milo drinks Diet Dr Pepper and ties his Jewfro… — Caroline Kepnes Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I get it; you're a vampire," she said. "Creepy. And okay, a little hot, I admit." "You don't mean that." "Come… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'm doing a big movie, or sometimes I'm doing a TV show, but as an actor, it's almost the same thing… — Hiroyuki Sanada Copy Share Image
“Keep driving," said a soft voice in my ear. "She will not bite if you keep driving." Fuck that. Fuck that idea… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Most of the jokes that I wrote were funny and there always seems to be an aspect of comedy in my long-form… — Victor Levin Copy Share Image
A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving… — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
As it is, I have a limited range as an actor - light comedy. I have never been a fan of romantic… — Hugh Grant Copy Share Image
I like to think 'The God Delusion' is a humorous book. I think, actually, it's full of laughs. And people who describe… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
“As much as I think about sex, I can only with extreme difficulty conceive of myself actually performing the act. And here's… — C.D. Payne Copy Share Image
“It is a three-piece affair, everything quilted, long jacket, waistcoat, and trousers, which have Feet at the ends of them, all in… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
“Unless it was about to cause you bodily harm, rot your rhubarb on the stalk, or carry off your children, weather ought… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“He’d always felt he had a right to exist as a wizard in the same way that you couldn’t do proper maths… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“...it seems to me that sometimes-or perhaps I might venture most of the time-occurrences have no cause at all. New stars appear… — Galen M. Beckett Copy Share Image
I feel like being a door person was like college in a sense. I could watch comedy on a professional level seven… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
If the audience knows what's behind the door and the actor does not, that's comedy. If both the audience and the actor… — Melvin Helitzer Copy Share Image
The two things that I thought were really interesting about this character [Bow] for me were that she actually loved her husband,… — Tracee Ellis Ross Copy Share Image
Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding."… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
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