Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as 'viruses,' 'worms,' 'Trojan horses' and 'licensed Microsoft software' that… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
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It's about reacting to what you see, hopefully without preconception. You can find pictures anywhere. It's simply a matter of noticing things… — Elliott Erwitt Copy Share Image
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Shake It Up is a buddy comedy based around dance. It's about two best friends Rocky and CeCe who live out their… — Zendaya Copy Share Image
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You don't buy into huge car chases or sensates or interstellar warfare, but you can buy into a loving relationship or a… — J. Michael Straczynski Copy Share Image
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“The thing about teen idol," Louisa is saying, "is he morphs through time. The boys' faces and names change, but the emotional… — Allison Pearson Copy Share Image
This sentimental comedy by the Soviet playwright Aleksei Arbuzov is said to have had a great success in its own country. So… — Richard Eder Copy Share Image
“How upset is she?” “Let me put it this way,” his brother began, “All the shit you’ve shoveled from stalls in your… — Lindsey Brookes Copy Share Image
“Mom: ''You could have neon green hair, and it wouldn't take away how beautiful you are,'' she said Clara: ''You're my mother.… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
Learn to laugh. Seriousness is a sin, and it is a disease. Laughter has tremendous beauty, a lightness. It will bring lightness… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“[Francesca] 'You really are a few biscuits short of breakfast.' His eyebrows furrowed in confusion. 'You're a few colors shy of a… — Blake Charlton Copy Share Image
“Total confusion, disconnected nothing, absolute bewilderment. It's an enigma wrapped in a mystery, stuffed in a burrito, and smothered in taco sauce.” — Russ Gregory Copy Share Image
When you get to the fourth, fifth and sixth years of a show, it's really good to have held back, so that… — Bruno Heller Copy Share Image
“Deven tilted his head again, set down his glass, and said, "Any fight between us, my Lady, will be short and unpleasant."… — Dianne Sylvan Copy Share Image
We always have a little comedy. It's the Marvel secret sauce. I think it's what helps Marvel resonate with the audience, that,… — Jeph Loeb Copy Share Image
I think humor is the social use. You can put anything in it. I think - yes, I speak heavily in analogies… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“You could’ve sent a message to a letter station at one of the portal gates.” “What should I have written? Dear Harlot,… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
Entourage [movie] really is established as a genre unto itself, much like the thriller or the horror movie or the comedy. And… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected, and outlast… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
“She rests her hand on the ruffled costume beside her. “Just answer this one question. My brother never got over you. Did… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
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“See Amazon's bio on don loedding and a review of his first book of short stories"The Search For the Bearded Clam" and… — Donald R. Loedding Copy Share Image
I love comedy and drama equally and music too. I just sort of follow my nose to whatever seems really exciting at… — Jack Black Copy Share Image
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The Scooby gang doesn't travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they're one step ahead of the… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
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A lot of time with comedy stuff, half of the stuff on my feed is: 'Haha, good for you!' 'Hey, thanks for… — Mark Critch Copy Share Image
“I asked Hillary why she had chosen Yale Law School over Harvard. She laughed and said, "Harvard didn't want me." I said… — Alan Dershowitz Copy Share Image
I love bad comedy more than I love good comedy, so I love open mics. Or I used to. But the thing… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
In the household in which I was raised, the themes were pretty simple. 'Work hard. Don't quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I was in something called 'Garth Marenghi's Darkplace' which was a real cult comedy; it's sort of a spoof horror sort of… — Alice Lowe Copy Share Image
I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is a lot about amplifying emotions and situations; movie acting has a lot to do with mellowing things down and… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
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