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Comedy doesn't have to be loud and obnoxious and beat you over the head. It can be this really small detail that,… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
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When I think about Plastic Man, he was genuinely the first funny super hero. I'm obviously attracted to that. There's also this… — Gail Simone Copy Share Image
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The entire Bible, viewed as a "divine comedy," is contained within a U-shaped story of this sort, one in which man, as… — Northrop Frye Copy Share Image
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“I think anyone who stops at a gas station at night is up to no good. I think that if cops want… — Bill Konigsberg Copy Share Image
“I don't care how old you are, or what background you come from, there are two universal truths. We will always laugh… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
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The person sending ironic text messages has no idea that their voice does not sound so great in text. There's no dry… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
The British are proud of their ability to create a muddle and then muddle through all difficulties. I must shake the British… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
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I asked Mr. Vann which O levels you need to write situation comedy for television. Mr. Vann said that you don't need… — Sue Townsend Copy Share Image
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What I've kind of learned about comedy is that when comedy gets too expensive it might not be funny. Sometimes it's good… — Jaleel White Copy Share Image
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The whole acting and Hollywood [thing], it's just work to me. Stand-up comedy ruins you so badly for doing television. I don't… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
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