Nicholas Chong warns, 'If sperm comes shooting out, never let it enter your eyes.' He writes about mythic battles like the Battle of the Sexes and stories where virginity is bought or offered. He also describes feeling fifty years younger, like a schoolboy discovering a new thrill.
![“He was Love,& yet did not know what love was.And indeed it had taken a long time for him to find out that Love was also Hate,since Love could turn into Hate,& vice versa.And between Love & Hate, was Chaos[Confusion].” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b6/nicholas-chong-4441_inspirational_he-was-love-yet-did-not-know-what-love-w_1130768.jpg)
![“Her sister, Vicky, had explained to her that being female, she had no choice but to be involved in the Battle of the Sexes.[MMT]” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fbe/nicholas-chong-4441_adult-fiction_her-sister-vicky-had-explained-to-her-th_2516369.jpg)
![“Yes!Sir!I would sell my virginity to you or anyone else for one million dollars.Then my sister will not have to be a prostitute any longer.[MMT]” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa2/nicholas-chong-4441_adult-fiction_yes-sir-i-would-sell-my-virginity-to-you_2767335.jpg)
![“It then occurred to him that he had never had a better time. He felt fifty years younger. He also felt like a schoolboy who had just violated the body of his first girl friend.Well! Heck! When had he ever eaten a vulva?[MMT]” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/588/nicholas-chong-4441_adult-fiction_it-then-occurred-to-him-that-he-had-neve_467291.jpg)
![“All the on-lookers were bewildered.The lovely slave girl, Briseis, had won the Battle of the Sexes with a kiss.[MMT]” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd2/nicholas-chong-4441_adult-fiction_all-the-on-lookers-were-bewildered-the-l_2822929.jpg)
![“It was told that during the wedding feast, Eris [Discordia], a daughter of Nyx, threw a golden apple into their midst, intended as a prize for the most beautiful amongst the three Goddesses at the table: Athena, Hera & Aphrodite, the daughter, wife & clandestine lover of Zeus, respectively. And…” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e51/nicholas-chong-4441_children_it-was-told-that-during-the-wedding-feas_247774.jpg)
![“Well,Sir," she began,"I am twenty-one years old & still a virgin. I have never experienced sexual intercourse. My hymen is not broken.Old men say that a virgin's Nectar is good for them. I understand that you want to buy. I want to sell."[MMT]” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eff/nicholas-chong-4441_adult-fiction_well-sir-she-began-i-am-twenty-one-years_2304929.jpg)
![“He [Cupid] was Love [Eros] reborn. And as he was born after his parents coupled as Love-Birds, he was born with little fluttering wings.” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8bb/nicholas-chong-4441_inspirational_he-cupid-was-love-eros-reborn-and-as-he_983097.jpg)
![“They all come in by themselves" Big Eve told her customers " & nobody is working here as a prostitute against her will." And thus Big Eve regarded her Health Centre as an important local commodity exchange market between those who had some sex to sell & those who wanted to buy it.[MMT]” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/999/nicholas-chong-4441_health_they-all-come-in-by-themselves-big-eve-t_2405028.jpg)
![“And thus, the men won the Battle of the Sexes in Milesian times, so that from the Golden Age of Athens until the Golden Age of Rome, when all citizens were free to speak & vote at the State Assemblies, only women, barbarians & slaves were excluded.[INTRO]” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9a/nicholas-chong-4441_battle-of-the-sexes_and-thus-the-men-won-the-battle-of-the-s_994582.jpg)
![“And during times such as those, when people wanted to get on with life, the Battle of the Sexes turned into all-out war. In the Battle of the Sexes fought by the Milesians, the men won.Whilst in the battle fought by the Malesians, the men lost.[INTRO]” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ee/nicholas-chong-4441_battle-of-the-sexes_and-during-times-such-as-those-when-peop_128723.jpg)
![“Sorry!I just couldn't control myself!" would be the excuse any virile man would offer to a girl he had just deflowered- after the event. He would offer the same excuse to Jupiter Foo. The King of the Gods would surely blow his top- like Vulcan, the Volcano God!Yak! Yak! Yak![MMT]” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/812/nicholas-chong-4441_control-myself_sorry-i-just-couldn-t-control-myself-wou_216250.jpg)
![“My mother sold my virginity for two thousand dollars when I was thirteen but my sister bought it back for three thousand dollars that she borrowed from the massage parlour. My virginity was the only available asset that my mother had left, that she could sell.[MMT]” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/910/nicholas-chong-4441_adult-fiction_my-mother-sold-my-virginity-for-two-thou_2649952.jpg)