“You want to neuter us,” Director Tagg said. “Stop us from policing the criminals who run this city.” “As my client put… — wildbow Copy Share Image
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Laughter and weeping, the Greek masks of comedy and tragedy, mark the extremes of a continuous spectrum; both provide channels for the… — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
“That's our cue to depart." "They know something " I pointed out. "I know something too. I know we're going to attract… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
With comedy, it's a combination of knowing the comedic beat was good - it made you laugh, it made people on the… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
But to the particular species of excellence men are directed, not by an ascendant planet or predominating humour, but by the first… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“Are these from you?” The voice so startled me that I whirled around. Unfortunately, I was still holding the rake in my… — Kristan Higgins Copy Share Image
“Nïx lay on her side, bending her elbow to casually prop her head in her hand. With a sigh she said, “Bowen,… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Dear Teddy, you are without a doubt the best boyfriend in the world. You're kind. You're generous. You threaten to maim people… — Allan Heinberg Copy Share Image
I primarily have had my career in comedy, and that is something that I have never been too concerned about because I… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
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“My dearest girl,' said the vampire finally, examining Lord Maccon with an exhausted but appreciative eye, 'such a banquet. Never been one… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
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I don't really have a type. I don't want to be a cliche. But personality is a big thing for me. You… — Zara Larsson Copy Share Image
Any comedic-type person will tell you there's no greater high in the world than someone to laugh at a joke or tell… — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
There are a lot of great jokes you can sit down and write, but that's just a written joke, versus the comedy… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
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Ladies have come up with all these expressions to reassure men. "Oh, honey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“(Plants on the disc, while including the categories known commonly as annuals, which were sown this year to come up later this… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
There are terrific TV shows now. This is a golden age for TV humor, I think. There's an actual market there. Of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“terrorism n. Violence for political purposes or the politically motivated threat of violence which, either intentionally or unintentionally, challenges the state's monopoly… — Leslie Starr O'Hara Copy Share Image
Liberals don't have a sense of humor, particularly if it's about them. You can't laugh at them, you can't mock them, you… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“I'm just like any other person you can meet and greet on the street and like or not like. I'm not Holden… — Brian Celio Copy Share Image
I think of everything as comedy, but I don't think of it in terms of sitcom comedy, I think of it in… — Jeffrey Tambor Copy Share Image
Comedy can be quite all consuming at times, and if you're not careful you end up doing a tour, then a DVD,… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“Mr. Townsend quirks a brow at the other man, and when our boss walks away he sticks his tongue out to his… — Allana Kephart Copy Share Image
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“I mean, scamming on guys on the Internet? I thought that was only for forty-year-old divorcees who Photoshop their pictures in an… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
Comedy, I figured, was the thing that came to me the most easily. Playing the trumpet and piano took practice. I thought… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Roan looked down at the pathetic little fur ball with a pink ribbon clipped to the top of its head and growled… — Andrea Speed Copy Share Image
According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
I think it would be exhausting and depressing, to write, to watch and to live, if it was just focused on drama.… — Jenji Kohan Copy Share Image
To run this business ... you need ... optimism, humanism, enthusiasm, intuition, curiosity, love, humour, magic and fun, and that secret ingredient-euph oria. — Anita Roddick Copy Share Image
At first I had no skills in writing comedy. I didn't know what a joke was, but, as someone once told me,… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
