“You won’t be expecting forever, Annwyl. And once the twins are here, you’ll be as violently cruel and madly bloodthirsty as you… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“We drove out of New Paltz heading due north. Squeezed into my tiny hatchback, among our boxes and bags, were my dog,… — Kristin Kimball Copy Share Image
I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old.… — Andy Milonakis Copy Share Image
To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor… — Catherine O'Hara Copy Share Image
“Lo!" I said. "I arrived at Camp Half-Blood as Lester Papadopoulos!" "A pathetic mortal!" Calypso chorused. "Most worthless of teens!" I glared… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I remember Johnny Carson laughing effusively when I made my 'Tonight' show debut in the early 1970's as part of a sketch… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
I travel with a boom box. When I get on a plane, I stuff the power cord for the boom box into… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven?t done anything interactive. The first day full of… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
This is an ugly and mean world, and only to spite it we mustn't weep. If you want to know, this is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“...it is worth looking closer and remembering something Marcos Alvito told me: Statistics are like a bikini. They show so much, but… — Dave Zirin Copy Share Image
I have a basic theorem as to how I do my jokes. Growing up, I knew when to cross the line and… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
“You guys are ridiculous," he says, retreating back to the kitchen. "Your flirting just scared the hell out of me." "Scared the… — Pittacus Lore Copy Share Image
“Basia coquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is." "It's 'Descensus Averno facilis est.' 'The descent into hell is easy," said Alec.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
You have to keep a sense of humor about yourself, more than anything else. You've got to take the issues very seriously,… — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Francis, may I introduce the Scourge of the Skies, the Terror of Dairy Farmers, the Lord of Lactose, Master of the… — Sean Cullen Copy Share Image
“What? You mean sex is a subject? That's something common even to a rat, in fact a rat exercise it at least… — Newton Omido Copy Share Image
“The hope is a touch of graceful humor, no matter what’s occurring. The ability to laugh, the ability to see the ridiculous,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Sex and holidays." "Uh, what?" "I'm making a list of things that make you agreeable." I scoffed, pushing my foot into his… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
For me to make a living acting silly for as long as I can get away with it, I think the most… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
You can only be embarrassed if you allow yourself to be embarrassed. If you embrace it and just accept that you're kind… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
“Deliberately, she took a long drink. It wasn't as good as she remembered, but then little was. She caught herself in that… — Nevada Barr Copy Share Image
“Toys have taken over my family room. I watch Mary Poppins, and no matter how many spoonfuls of sugar I eat, action… — Barbara Brooke Copy Share Image
“ Shakespeare used the word 'flush' to indicate plenty of money. Well, just remember there was only one Shakespeare , and he… — Joseph Devlin Copy Share Image
“What am I going to do?” Coral asks. “Stay here,” I say. “Watch. Cover me if something goes wrong.” “That’s bullshit,” she… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
“There is no real distinction between who can and cannot be a teacher. All that matters is that this person should have… — Charbel Tadros Copy Share Image
I consider my comedy to be dramatic comedy. I always wanted music underscoring the dramatic monologue. It was always drama with comedy,… — Molly Shannon Copy Share Image
“Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat." I grinned. "I've noticed." Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed,… — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I did this Super-8 film at art school called 'Tissues,' this black comedy about a family whose father has been arrested for… — Jane Campion Copy Share Image
“Inside a wool jacket the man had made a pocket for the treasure and from time to time he would jiggle the… — Justin Dobbs Copy Share Image
humor bears the closest relation to emotion, either bubbling up as from a deep and happy wellspring, or in an opposite fashion… — Constance Rourke Copy Share Image
“Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones -… — F. Sionil Jose Copy Share Image
“She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“We went about our usual routines - combat practice, volleyball practice, archery practice, strawberry-picking practice (don't ask), lava-wall-climbing practice ... You'll find… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
When you get big special effects pictures, sci-fi and things, there's little or no comedy. Or it's a domestic comedy and there's… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
We're starting to push the envelope in terms of the expectations, and you can also have your own style, personality and sense… — Lisa Guerrero Copy Share Image
“Well finish your story anyway." Where was I?" The bubonic plague. The bulldozer was stalled by corpses." Oh, yes. Anyway, one sleepless… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Intelligent media companies strive to provide both intellectual and comedy programs, groundbreaking and reflective articles, art house and popular movies. Not to… — Lachlan Murdoch Copy Share Image
