“H.I.V.E. will not tolerate unauthorized violence between students, especially students that have only been here for a matter of hours." "I was… — Mark Walden Copy Share Image
All Dickens's humour couldn't save Dickens, save him from his overcrowded life, its sordid and neurotic central tragedy and its premature collapse.… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
Unless comedy touches me as well as amuses me, it leaves me with a sense of having wasted my evening. I go… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“The elevator doors opened on the first floor and Van Holtz was waiting there with several bags of groceries in his hands.… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Did you ever think about the creation of the flame-thrower? Someone, somewhere, at some time must have been sitting on his porch,… — John Larson Copy Share Image
“A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Slim Shady is just the evil thoughts that come into my head. Things I shouldn't be thinking about. Not to be gimmicky,… — Eminem Copy Share Image
“A standard feature of situation comedy has some form of the main character "talking trash" to someone about a husband, wife, girl… — Karl Albrecht Copy Share Image
We wanted the humor to come from the characters and their world - you go down there to escape the world up… — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
“A slim shoulder shrugged on the other side of Mako, and his darned dog slid down and plopped her head into Becky’s… — Kim Law Copy Share Image
“Jeremy fixed her with a dark look, full of reproach. A hot blush singed the tips of her opal-adorned ears. For a… — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
“Every Forsaken in a mile radius can probably hear you. You’re just asking for trouble if you two don’t stop whipping out… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
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“Dear Literary World, Sorry for breaking down your door...I'll pay for that!!! Since I'm here and planning to stay a while, let… — CK Webb Copy Share Image
“The following Discourse [on art, by Sir Joshua Reynolds] is particularly Interesting to Blockheads as it endeavours to prove that There is… — William Blake Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We checked our bags and got on line with some of our fellow passengers. Judging from the looks of them, it was… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Among other things, I’m afraid of cows.” “Because of their size?” Helen asked sympathetically. “No, it’s the way they stare. As if… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
I'm a big believer in comedy writers. I've always defended the honor of all comedy writers. It's extremely difficult, but I've always… — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
Outside of 'Justified,' I do like to keep it to comedy. When I'm not there, I try to seek out stuff that… — Natalie Zea Copy Share Image
“St. Clair clears his throat. 'My fiancée and I are headed out for a celebratory dessert. I'd ask you all to join… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
Mickey and the Bear' was the scariest choice I've made in my career because I feel pretty safe in the world of… — Camila Morrone Copy Share Image
And uh, so, I'm running for a reason. I'm answering this question here and the answer is, you cannot lead America to… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“What's with the strange clothes?" I smile through my labored breath, pleased to be making progress. "Where I'm from, you'd be the… — Cyn Balog Copy Share Image
I was definitely not the kid that just wanted to be famous for no reason whatsoever and then happened to find comedy.… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“You learned a lot by playing RPGs, although not all of it was useful, or real for that matter – unless you… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
“The situation got worse when they came back to her apartment after and someone put on music. An advert interrupted during a… — Olivia Sudjic Copy Share Image
“When she shines we all bask in her happiness, but when the thunderstorms come in, let me warn you, find a faraway… — Suzanne Crowley Copy Share Image
“So, okay. He was basically an amalgamation of every redheaded man to ever turn my crank (and how!). And he lived in… — Amelia C. Gormley Copy Share Image
I find any sort of acting that doesn't have any humor in it is mind-numbingly boring. 'Serious acting' is the kind of… — Andrew Scott Copy Share Image
I think, in a written novel, the way in which you play with the readers' emotion or the way in which you… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
I really believe if you give people a product that couples entertainment with a little bit of education, a soft glove and… — Judy Sheindlin Copy Share Image
“Every quote is like a Picasso. The meaning is different for each person and half the admirers miss the true intent and… — Shannon Alder Copy Share Image
London represents the idea that someone pulled away the set from my life and replaced it with another. 'Here is your new… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I like human comedies - or dramedies. More than anything, I'm interested in people just dealing with everyday things that are difficult,… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
I never consciously got into comedy. It was sort of one of those things where I was a theater student, I was… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
“Sugar Lips, you have a guest in the fourth dimension. I repeat, you have a guest in the fourth dimension. This is… — Jenny B. Jones Copy Share Image
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