“You might be on the right track but if you don't move on, you'll get hit by a train.” — Will Rodgers Copy Share Image
Githa Hariharan's fiction is wonderful-full of subtleties and humor and tenderness. — Michael Ondaatje Copy Share Image
“But it's a child ! You're a man !" "Your powers of observation are formidable," said Charles. "You are a credit to your optician.” — Katherine Rundell Copy Share Image
“All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“The past is an educational toy for the present. It should be discarded the moment its usefulness is outgrown.” — Tom Morrison Copy Share Image
“I ain't movin' to Arizona! Dammit, there is nothin' there but gravel and scorpions.” — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
You cant put a price tag on love. But if you could, Id wait for it to go on sale. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
The most protean aspect of comedy is its potentiality for transcending itself, for responding to the conditions of tragedy by laughing in… — Harry Levin Copy Share Image
I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
“Merrill Krause - "My brothers have scared off just about any fellow who showed interest in getting to know me." Granny Lassiter… — Tracie Peterson Copy Share Image
“Well, more or less, you just got struck by lightning." "Wait, what?" My brain stopped processing for a prolonged moment unable to… — Elizabeth Sharp Copy Share Image
“See? Small steps. Just take it one thing at a time and you'll be fine. Angel, I'm not going to hurt you.… — Joey W. Hill Copy Share Image
A hilarious academic novel that'll send you laughing (albeit ruefully) back into the trenches of the classroom. . . . [A] mordant… — Maureen Corrigan Copy Share Image
Many get the repute of being witty but thereby lose the credit of being sensible. Jest has its little hour, seriousness should… — Baltasar Gracian Copy Share Image
The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Even in the middle of tragedy, we find moments of humor, moments of tenderness, of simple happiness. — Josh Holloway Copy Share Image
“Just tell yourself you’re good. That’ll take care of any idea that you have about not being good enough.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I don't really know how music and comedy are similar. I try never to dissect it theoretically or academically. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
“On behalf of all that is good and melodic, Ludwig van Beethoven, I apologize.” — Sarah Strohmeyer Copy Share Image
I think comedy I've learned is really just about relaxing and trusting yourself and allowing yourself to fail. — Jamie-Lynn Sigler Copy Share Image
“When you say nasty things about people, you should never say the true ones, because you can't really trully and honestly take… — john green Copy Share Image
With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
“Style, after all, is a kind of humor, Something truly beneath contempt...” — Larry Levis Copy Share Image
When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at… — Cheri Oteri Copy Share Image
Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Are the gods not just?' 'Oh no, child. What would become us us if they were? — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“Hatori: "That being said, Yuki... when did you become a woman?" Yuki: "How dare you say that after you've seen me naked… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
“Seriousness is for fools and poor destitute families who have lived their entire lives on spam.” — Jason Krumbine Copy Share Image
“He wouldn't call a glass of water half full or half empty; he'd assume it was poisoned and run away. ” — Michael Reisman Copy Share Image
Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note! — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
“So, that's okay. It's not like you're turning into an Endarkened or something, like Kellen's evil stepbrother Anigrel the Black.” — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for… — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“If I were you, And you were I, I would kill myself, But you would die!” — Bruce Jennings Copy Share Image
There is nothing more profoundly serious than real comedy, which is an affirmation of human communion, redemption and grace. — Michael Malone Copy Share Image
“Why do big men tend to have such little brains? Perhaps they get by on brawn too often, and their minds dry… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“We may not speak the same language, but laughter speaks for us. It’s a bridge built in an instant across cultures, across… — Pamela Cox Copy Share Image
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
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