Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting sonnets from… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
Girls on Periods - I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If I just open this window a bit, that man might put his finger up your bum. Wouldn't that be nice for… — Richard Rider Copy Share Image
In good comedy, the structure comes from truth and that weird eye that looks at the way life is. — Ciaran Hinds Copy Share Image
I think what I realized is I want to do everything, but I love to always go back to comedy. — Molly Gordon Copy Share Image
“I have three rules to live by: Get your work done. If that doesn't work, shut up and drink your gin, and… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
And with a little sense of humor we can say that there are Christian bats who prefer the shadows to the light… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
We are not born with a need for knowledge, but a hunger for it. Eve bit the apple and it has been… — Anthony Marais Copy Share Image
Comedy is a very personal thing, as you would know if you've ever told the same joke to two people and had… — Andrew Denton Copy Share Image
I have a serious question." "I will give a serious answer." "Can a god be killed?" The humor drained from Roman's face.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Lollipop had been her nickname for me as long as I could remember. I asked her how she came up with the… — Lacey Weatherford Copy Share Image
People want their actors to do comedy, too. They don't want any comedians next to the actor. They want one solo hero… — Akshay Kumar Copy Share Image
“She squirmed in her seat, and again he met her gaze. At whatever he found in her expression, a full-blown smile lit… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
“Do…you…have…a…hard…time…finding…Steve’s dick?” she enunciated, enjoying Mary’s extreme discomfort. “He’s big as a fuckin’ house so I imagine it might be a bit… — A.T. Hicks Copy Share Image
“The more you talk about it, rehash it, rethink it, cross analyze it, debate it, respond to it, get paranoid about it,… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“do or do not try, don't try, do be do ba. THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY TO SAY THAT!” — Zacharyb Copy Share Image
I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“In one scene, when I was supposed to say, "In a pig's eye you are," what came out was, "In a pig's… — Ava Gardner Copy Share Image
“CG: WELCOME TO THE TROLLOCAUST. THE PAINSTAKING GENOCIDE OF YOUR FRAGILE SELF ESTEEM WILL BE MY SWAN SONG.” — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“- John is a dangerous fanatic. - And you are not ? - asked Dagon. - I'm just dangerous.” — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics? — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
TOP 4 WISHES 1. To earn money without working. 2. To be smart without studying. 3. To love without being hurt. 4. To eat without getting fat. — Unkown Copy Share Image
“Men be careful of women that say ‘I love you and i don't know why' they can also stop loving you and… — Ifeanyi Dede Copy Share Image
When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My teacher asked my favorite color. ... I said ‘Rainbow’… and I was punished to stand out of my class.” — Saket Assertive Copy Share Image
It is fun to see a comedy in which every single joke hasn't been packed into the trailer. — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to go underground when you weigh 400 pounds, Marcus. That’s why they’ll have to bury you in a piano case.” — Jem Fox Copy Share Image
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?” — David Wong Copy Share Image
I love good comedy. I don't like bad comedy. Of course, nobody loves bad comedy, but there's a lot of bad comedy… — Michael Dorn Copy Share Image
“I have so many people in my head, I can't keep up with the real people around me. But it's okay, I'm… — Shannon Taylor Vannatter Copy Share Image
Help me, Mr. Wizard! I don't want to be an amateur gynecologist anymore! — Rock Cowles Channeling Tooter The Turtle Copy Share Image
Just being around Salman Khan, who is so energetic and humorous at the same time, is always entertaining. — Himesh Reshammiya Copy Share Image
What is the best sexual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?… Ask my parents! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Today I’m a “sociopath”, A.K.A. feeling very antisocial and ignorant of human emotion. Code for: I’m writing… leave me alone” — Ari Ryder Copy Share Image
I like comedy, not violence, but violence is making a lot of money. But comedy is what I like. — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
“Weddings, I began to understand, were vile, filthy things when they ran amuck.” — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
I don't worship comedy; at the end of the day, I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“The thing about Shakespeare is you can only read his books if someone is making you.” — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
