Humor Quotes · Page 542

'Understanding' art is like having a sense of humour - if you don't have one, no amount of explanation is going to…

— Michael Craig-Martin

I think that in any role you have, whether TV or film, it's hard to do comedy and drama within one story.

— Callie Thorne

“I despise Wednesdays! They are the Marquis de Sade of the work week. Wednesday are so awful that...wait..what? It's Thurs? (face-palm)”

— L.G.A. McIntyre

Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy.

— Bruce McCulloch

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.

— Steve Martin

I feel, for the most part, especially in comedy, you make your own work, and maybe that's true across the board.

— Anna Faris

“Well, don't stand about like that, man; if you're no use you're certainly no ornament. Bring that in and tell me what…

— Stephen Baxter

We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!

— Jerry Coleman

“Did you say you were going into Tir Na Nog? Lemme guess - you met with our lovely queen, she threatened to…

— Julie Kagawa

“LADY BRACKNELL I had some crumpets with Lady Harbury, who seems to me to be living entirely for pleasure now. ALGERNON I…

— Oscar Wilde

As a person, he was wonderful. He really was a great person. He was full of life. He had a great sense…

— Priscilla Presley

“A doctor, a logician and a marine biologist had also just arrived, flown in at phenomenal expense from Maximegalon to try to…

— Douglas Adams

I like a deep thinker, I like a wine drinker, I like a dutty wine bitch with some vagina piercings. I like…

— Wale

“ 'Why are you yelling at the television when you know they cannot hear you?' 'You wouldn't understand,' said Asher, his gaze…

— Rowan McBride

I have done many comedy films. Success of films like 'Partner,' 'Singh is Kinng' gets you to a very wide audience reach.…

— Katrina Kaif

“These guys may not talk too much about relationships, but they sure do blush at telling moments, don’t they? Maybe that’s the…

— Jody Gehrman

“He peered down at me. “Jesus Christ. You’re leaking.” If by “leaking” he meant “sobbing like a girl,” I guess so.”

— Lili St. Crow

Im the type of person who laughs at my own texts before I send them because I'm so damn funny

— Gabby

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison.

— Zach Galifianakis

“That was the wonderful thing about historical novels, one met so many famous people. It was like reading a very old copy…

— Edward St. Aubyn

“A line of perspiration slipped down my spine like a waterslide at an unamusement park.”

— Michelle Rowen

The circumstances In which I grew up In Poland were not auspicious for humor.

— Krzysztof Penderecki

I can be dramatic. I can be funny. I can be sexy. I can be sad. I can be glad.

— Kimberly Elise

“My cape caught fire. I dived to the sand and rolled on the ground to snuff the flames. So much for my…

— Maria V. Snyder

“Wasnt it Startre who said hell was eternity spent in a room with your friends?”

— L.J. Smith

Are we about to have some sort of wild west comedy tweet standoff? No one wins in this situation. Except me. But…

— Jason Segel

“There are people who walk mules and people walk horses, but I never thought there were people who walk cops.”

— Mo Yan

“Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.

— Leslie Nielsen

I think both of us [ with Steve Oram], once we decided to do comedy, knew that we would have to come…

— Alice Lowe

Joy and laughter are the gifts of living in the presence of God and trusting that tomorrow is not worth worrying about.

— Henri Nouwen

Manners are a way of getting what you want without appearing to be an absolute swine.

— Quentin Crisp

“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”

— Lewis Carroll

“Not that I can’t handle things myself, but since I’ve got you, I may as well use you.”

— Robin Bielman

“If they have to drag some of you fucking fuckers out of here in body bags, I will be so fucking stoked.”

— Michael Ian Black

“I don't mind people talking about me behind my back. It means they know me, and I'm out in front.”

— David Lucero

“When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.”

— Nenia Campbell

“Get that Property Of Whitford Public Library stamp and stamp it right on his forehead. Then cross out the library's name and…

— Shannon Stacey

“Hey, mister, I don’t think so. You go outside and yell at sky, you so angry.”

— Rainbow Rowell

If the humour makes you laugh,you call it a humour, otherwise its a humour

— Anie