Forgetting how to smile is like forgetting how to think because you have to think something is funny.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you like dry humor, Henrik Stenson thinks he's very funny, but I think I'm very funny in a dry sense as… — Tommy Fleetwood Copy Share Image
Saying something funny and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations - the gods write their signature in our entrails” — Steve Aylett Copy Share Image
“Shield me, kind heaven, what an inundation of impertinence is here coming upon us!” — John Vanbrugh Copy Share Image
And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
“Then her mother – as skilled in the art of ambush as most mothers are – startled her with her furious, echoing roar.” — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
There's an art to stupid comedy. There's an art to offensive comedy, and I think the key is it's just gotta make… — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
“New Rule: The sad mime at every protest has to give it a rest. One sign you're a major annoyance: when you… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Leontines were a tad on the possessive side, they didn’t share space well, and they responded to an order as if it… — Michelle Sagara Copy Share Image
I just saw a clip of Maria Bamford. She has a comedy show that was filmed and performed from her bed -… — Dana Schutz Copy Share Image
“(on the word "fuck") 'Oh, come on, Mum,' I sighed at her protest. 'It's just an old Anglo-Saxon word for the female… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
“You, Monica said, leaning over her, really pissed me off, fish. I don't forget things like that. Neither does my boyfriend. Brandon?… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“So after he married her, he set out not really to woo her, which he thought would be cheating when affairs of… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
But sometimes it's good to dare yourself to do the unthinkable. And rather than stand in front of an audience with no… — Evan Davis Copy Share Image
“I don't think I've ever met a girl with a bazooka for a pet." Hunter looked both amazed and slightly frightened. "That's… — Ada Adams Copy Share Image
I think as creatures we're incredibly sociable, and I do think comedy brings us all together. — Rosie Jones Copy Share Image
We trust, sir, that God is on our side. It is more important to know that we are on God's side. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“BUSY old fool, unruly Sun, Why dost thou thus, Through windows, and through curtains, call on us?” — John Donne Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream.” — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
Cat's don't expect birthday presents, they think they already own everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Your problem is a serious lack of imagination. You can’t imagine being different than you are.” — Linda Morris Copy Share Image
“Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding” — Jesse Andrews Copy Share Image
So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel? — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings. — Irvin S. Cobb Copy Share Image
“He felt that,’ Dani said, trembling with joy. ‘He really felt that,’ Sunny squealed. ‘That,’ Leo declared, ‘was artistry.” — Belinda Kelderhouse Copy Share Image
“Yes, life is hard, but it's not a bad way to pass the time. When all is said and done, I recommend… — Nury Vittachi Copy Share Image
Juilliard gave me the ability to go and do classical, contemporary, comedy, drama, everything. — Wendell Pierce Copy Share Image
A friend has to asks you whats wrong, a good friend has a shoulder for you to cry on, but a best-friend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.” — Michael Summers Copy Share Image
“The sickness you bear is called pervertedness! It won't heal for a lifetime!" - Hakari” — Maki Minami Copy Share Image
At the heart of quantum mechanics is a rule that sometimes governs politicians or CEOs-as long as no one is watching, anything… — Lawrence M. Krauss Copy Share Image
“If you're too serious to make life a laughing matter, then you seriously need to make laughter matter to you today and… — Jeannine M. Luby Copy Share Image
At Evergreen you can create your own major and your own classes. So I actually studied stand-up comedy. — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
“I look over at him. He stares straight ahead. "So," I say. "Golem, huh?" "I prefer the term 'Mineral-American.” — D.D. Barant Copy Share Image
“Without humor, we’d all be what we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d be humiliated to admit we already are.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“It’s a one of a kind, camel-toe couch. For when yoga pants aren’t enough.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
