Ask any physical comedian and they'll say the same thing. There are so many dark moments in comedy. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
“Herewolves and Therewolves? I'm going to have to ask Mermin what those are." - L. R. W. Lee, Andy Smithson: Blast of… — L. R. W. Lee Copy Share Image
The first rule of comedy should be, you must be very lazy. Whoever works should be immediately removed. — Cyrus Broacha Copy Share Image
“If not, well, Libby didn't care anymore. She'd turn 17 in a few months, and that was practically 18” — Angie Stanton Copy Share Image
Everyone who does comedy at my level thinks the same thing: 'What am I doing with my life?' — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
If I could live anywhere, I would live in London. I love London, their comedy scene is awesome. And, also, I want… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
“Family "Even though you're stuck with them, at the same time they're also stuck with you.” — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
I'm not going to just sit there and tell sad stories. You've got to do it in a way that engages people… — Bridget Everett Copy Share Image
“But when I clicked over to my e-mail program, it was just another “great opportunity” spam, this time adding the words “don’t… — Shanna Swendson Copy Share Image
“And even if he weren't, a person can't hold on to another person forever. At some point, their muscles give out, or… — Rachel M. Wilson Copy Share Image
It was so much fun to have my very first TV (performance) be the holy grail of comedy, in my opinion. I… — Cheyenne Jackson Copy Share Image
“You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? Giggling like a bunch of young broads in a school… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
Writing is not for me. I completely lose my sense of humor when I write. I become extremely pathetic, very sensational. Images… — Marjane Satrapi Copy Share Image
“Personally, if I were trying to discourage people from smoking, my sign would be a little different. In fact, I might even… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Vivian, I'd like to give you my heart, but since that might be inconvenient I've brought you someone else's." "Rafe you jerk,… — Annette Curtis Klause Copy Share Image
I've never had prejudice against me because of being a woman in comedy, I've never felt any sort of unfairness because of… — Ellie Kemper Copy Share Image
The best Defense against being oversensitive is having great sense of humor. — JOHNREYES Copy Share Image
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
What I like the most about you is you can make me laugh when nothing's even funny — Fad Ibra Copy Share Image
The number of times you say Dont judge me is directly proportional to the amount of things you do that you know… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
“When your're both finished trying to frighten each other away with the sordidness of your pasts, can you help me, please?” — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
“At a certain age almost all the questions a person asks him or herself are really just about one thing: how should… — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
“I guess if you get too close, the twinkling stops; they don’t look like stars anymore.” — Graham Spaid Copy Share Image
“Just so I'm clear...you thought a brothel would be a suitable place to host a birthday party for a woman?” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
You never really know someone until you play UNO with them, and the asshole hits you with a 'Draw 4.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There's a seagull eating our food,' he told me, and it was the most romantic thing I'd ever heard.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“No matter how old you are when a kid shoots you with a toy gun it is necessary that you pretend to… — Joshua Siranjofu Copy Share Image
“Dogs aren’t just for Christmas; you could probably get hold of a cat for a few weeks too.” — Daily Florence Copy Share Image
I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Germs contagious, contagious alert! But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!” — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I used to dream about presenting a comedy show and also about directing films. — Joe Cornish Copy Share Image
“I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t remember what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.” — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
I think there is a conspiracy going on to prove that conspiracies exist! — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember passing notes? Having it read in the front of the classroom was the worst. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
Comedy has been crossing the country with remarkable speed way before the Internet, social media, even cable TV. — Chris Bliss Copy Share Image
“I had the best image of several dragons sitting on a couch crying into a microphone...” — Adrienne Kress Copy Share Image
Sin endeavors to subject the blessed God to the humor and lust of every person in the world — Stephen Charnock Copy Share Image
