I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to… — Yvette Nicole Brown Copy Share Image
“He's lighting up my life and I don't even know his name. He's already perfect.” — Poppet Copy Share Image
“It’s so much fun to fight the odds, but it’s so draining to fight stupidity.” — Peter Bolton Copy Share Image
“Good for you Woods. You're not as dumb as you look. Come to think of it, no one's as dumb as you… — Randy Alcorn Copy Share Image
“Revolting’ was the last word I ever spoke as someone who’d never kissed a girl.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Arik didn’t know how long he’d been in hell. Time was one never-ending, no-lube f&*k when you were in the dark and… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what… — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
“I spent most of my life believing there would never be a Prince Charming out there for me. Kissing toads can have… — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“I see,' agreed Rule. 'You are going to be the Sacrifice.' She looked up at him rather shyly. 'It c-can't signify to… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“Everything on the planet receives life from one source – isn’t that amazing? Our purpose here is to go to that source,… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I was out with a friend and he came over with a pair of girls. I said to him "They're like buses."… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that a scrambled egg-inclusive meal is breakfast even when it… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Sir, do you know how they were used to fill balloons, and how they now do it?” “No,” said Alverstoke. “I’ve no… — Georgette heyer Copy Share Image
“Sept 15 1930 at the independence festival of the school of cretins…"At the head of the table by the bowl of pomegranates,… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
“... 'How old is he?' the policeman asked Mrs. Reilly. 'I am thirty,' Ignatius said condescendingly. 'You got a job?' 'Ignatius hasta… — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
I think Jack Nicholson in 'Chinatown' is a very funny character, but I would never call that a comedy. — Ruben Fleischer Copy Share Image
One of the things I was taught was how you deal with language. It's important, very important in comedy. — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
Girl: Your favorite band/singer sucks! * 25 MINUTES LATER* Cop: So she fell down the stairs? Me: Yeah, Let's go with that. — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
I just want to keep doing my comedy work because that's what I do. I made a name for myself playing other… — Kayvan Novak Copy Share Image
“Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers?” — Jody Gehrman Copy Share Image
“Well, spit on my empty grave--if it ain't the attack of the Disney princesses!” — Amy Plum Copy Share Image
“if you want to make a point, tell a story—but raising several points at once requires humor.” — Scott Weems Copy Share Image
“Secure victory before you celebrate. Only a fool dances before crossing the finish line first.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If this is where you ask me to run around in my birthday suit, I’m not entirely comfortable with that,” I said,… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
“Cultivate happiness. Hone your sense of humor; it’s the most irresistible asset any of us can possess.” — Sarah Ban Breathnach Copy Share Image
“He's such a dear, Mr. Garnet. A beautiful, pure, bred Persian. He has taken prizes." "He's always taking something - generally food.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss… — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Comedy is a cool thing, because, at least in my experience, if you're good at it and people know, they'll find out… — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
“You do know you’re a woman, right?” I ask. “Are you sure?” Olivia asks with an astonished face. “I thought I had… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“You shut up!You speak too much for someone who always keeps his mouth hidden behind a mask!” — Masashi Kishimoto Naruto Shippuden Copy Share Image
[on his deathbed in a Paris hotel room] Either this wallpaper goes, or I do. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Oh, doctor. I think I’m sick I need some penis-cilin.” I fake cough again into my hand.” — S.K. Logsdon Copy Share Image
“I'm not very domestic. For years my family thought mold was a frosting.” — Martha Bolton Copy Share Image
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
My Lord told me a joke. And seeing Him laugh has done more for me than any scripture I will ever read. — Meister Eckhart Copy Share Image
“The pen is mightier than the sword unless it's a real sword in which case the guy with the pen should run… — Roger Eschbacher Copy Share Image
I was the kid who liked making other people laugh, so maybe the comedy came before the acting. — Sharon Horgan Copy Share Image
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