Comedy has so much to do with honesty, and women can be more open about their emotions. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
“A friend asks, "Tell me one word which is significant in any kinds of relationship." Another friend says, "LISTEN!” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
“He was not pouting. 'Yes, you were.' He was not doing a very good job of keeping his inner thoughts inner, either.” — H.T. Murray Copy Share Image
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“Como no sabía qué decir, le dije: -¿Me das tu teléfono? Ella me miró como si le acabara de proponer un maratón… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel… — Vantile Whitfield Copy Share Image
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Old Zen was very funny; there was a great deal of humor and happiness. Zen today seems much drier. While there's a… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
The popularity of '2 Dope Queens' just showed there was like a hunger for new stories because we have alternative comics on… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
You have to know you are in a comedy. You have to know that you are actually allowing the audience to participate… — Kelsey Grammer Copy Share Image
“I'm still trying to decide how I feel about the fact that you knew about this before I did." "Don't be disappointed,"… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“Only the chicken-lover will understand me. He will give me a kindly look, maybe mildly desirous. His eyes will tell me: You… — John Irving Copy Share Image
Without thinking, [Will] spoke. 'Halt? Are you awake?' 'No.' The ill humor in the one-word reply was unmistakable. 'Oh. Sorry.' 'Shut up.'… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
“Is it not the singularity of life that terrifies us? Is not the decisive difference between comedy and tragedy that tragedy denies… — John Updike Copy Share Image
“The ultimate downfall of the computerized holographic receptionist was that there was no amount of flattery, flirtation or chocolate that could convince… — Scott B. Pruden Copy Share Image
“Then Mal let out a wailing noise. 'I hate it when mommy and daddy fight!” — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
I do think laughter is the most important thing, and being able to see the funny side of nearly anything is a… — Jeremy Vine Copy Share Image
“I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
I've always loved improvised movies like Christopher Guest and the 'Spinal Tap' era of comedy. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder. — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
“He was a windbag. He made a great many orations, and I imagine he did a very good job, but he was… — Harry Truman Copy Share Image
“Thinking back on the outing to the theatre, she added, ‘I want a man, not a preening peacock!” — Katherine Givens Copy Share Image
“School. The Place everyone is sent to study but no body really does. Do you?” — Laksh Kishore Copy Share Image
“Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting! My face is meltinnnnggg!” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Connie, have you been trying to call me?" No Archie. "Well, my phone has not been ringing all day, and I thought… — Lawrence Sanders Copy Share Image
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
“That's it...I'm completely giving up on boys and concentrating on staying alive.” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance. — William Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more. — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
“The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Writing is my dream. From romance to dragons; fairies to fantasy worlds, this is where I live and play. Thanks be to… — Lisa Hannah Wells Copy Share Image
I love Philly so much. I know that at any time, any place, a fight can break out. Those are great comedy… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I started comedy in 2006. I didn't even think it was a thing I could do. — Yvonne Orji Copy Share Image
True love is when you tell a man that you love his pink shirt and he ends up wearing it everyday — Mercy Oheona Copy Share Image
“Talk about solid turds all you want. The molecular integrity of shit is small potatoes.” — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“In high school, I was on the carpentry team, but I got benched. It was awkward sitting on it while my teammates… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I love talking to spirits. Maybe we can try contacting Marilyn Monroe or Elvis Presley next.” — Jody Morse Copy Share Image
“I would just like to add that it is perfectly okay for students to wear animal costumes in class, but hats are… — Jane Morris Copy Share Image
“she never even wore stockings; just those bullet proof tights that you see on old maids.” — Poppet Copy Share Image
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