“In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny how I'm dying to see you, but you don't even know I'm here? — Amber Hope Copy Share Image
“I stick to Raffe as close as I can manage without having to explain why I'm hugging his back.” — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
“There’s been a lot written on the topic of minimalism. But I still believe in it.” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
People always ask about my dad and his comedic influence. It's funny because my mom is really the comedian of our household. — Dan Levy Copy Share Image
“What I'm mostly good at is sleeping, he once told me in confidence, but he added, I don't see much future in… — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
I think there should be comedy in everything; it doesn't matter what you're doing. — Travis Fimmel Copy Share Image
“If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero… — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“So what did you want to talk to Wesley about?" he asked me. "Kelly likes him," I said. "So I figured while… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
I think it's actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of… — Octavia Spencer Copy Share Image
“I’m so good at my job the law thinks I’m three different hit men and a serial killer. I speak Russian and… — J. Fally Copy Share Image
“But I'm liking staying here if it means I get to check out two hot chicks every morning." Crisis winked at me,… — Nashoda Rose Copy Share Image
For the sadness in legitimate humour consists in the fact that honestly and without deceit it reflects in a purely human way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If the gooseberry said: 'I haven't the heart to be a real proper gooseberry because if everyone were a gooseberry the world… — Pierre Ceresole Copy Share Image
I began painting well before I started doing comedy. In fact, when I came out of the war in 1946, I enrolled… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor. — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
For the first time I tried to involve an important social message about transgenders in the horror comedy genre. — Raghava Lawrence Copy Share Image
I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When I'm writing a lyric, things can only get so serious before they start becoming humorous. — John Prine Copy Share Image
“You can’t keep bitch-slapping your creativity, or it’ll run away and find a new pimp.” — George Meyer Copy Share Image
“Life is really very fantastic, and one has to have a peculiar sense of humour to see the fun of it.” — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't? — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
“I take that back. Saying you fight like a girl is an insult to girls everywhere.” — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
“If the time to begin something new always came with a sign, our life would be like a non stop advertising campaign!” — Trishna Damodar Copy Share Image
A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it. — Jason Bateman Copy Share Image
“You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle.” — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
“The practice of doing more than necessary works best when packing lunch boxes” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you need to quit beating your head up against a brick wall because all you get out of it is a… — Catherine Sharp Copy Share Image
When you take a character seriously, there's more room for comedy because you're not aware of how absurd you are. — Robin McLeavy Copy Share Image
“And dear Ajay, the Ozone Destroyer! What can I say, aside from: Thank God you are clearing the hell outta my minivan… — Laurie Boyle Crompton Copy Share Image
“He s a small wisecracking blue blob who gets into trouble because of his mischievous mind and attention craving ego” — Genndy Tarta kovsky Copy Share Image
If a girl doesn't have a sense of humor, then what would you have to talk about? — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
“Amazing how a confluence of praise and lust can just make your defensive barriers collapse like Jell-O on a hot stove” — Dan Skinner Copy Share Image
Telling someone why you love them is like trying to explain what water tastes like. — Julia Klassen Copy Share Image
Comedy is a very big part of the English culture, the sense of humor; it's a very dominant trait. — Kate Bush Copy Share Image
Being in comedy you don't get any chance to be bored. You have a fun-filled day and at the same time enjoy… — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
The Stately Homes of England, How beautiful they stand, To prove the Upper Classes, Have still the Upper Hand. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
“Yes, one of the benefits of being embarrassingly rich is that you find out if you have syphilis much earlier than the… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“And then - thwack! - Anne had brought her slate down on Gilbert's head and cracked it - slate not head -… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
