I feel like any time John Oliver is added to something, the comedy is instantly there. He's so funny. — Alison Brie Copy Share Image
“With true love, you can move mountains, make unusual sacrifices, live a life of deprivations and still be happy.” — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“They probably have me up on a poster by now. Warning: this girl is emotionally unstable. Do not allow near hot beverages.” — Abby McDonald Copy Share Image
When I started with the comedy me and my wife never thought that it would pay the mortgage. It was just something… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years. — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Once you've been squashed by a giant, a troll doesn't even seem nearly as heavy.” — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty saying are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I object! What? Bugger, was that acting? Is not courtroom, Katya. Shut up! I'm not good at having two conversations at once.… — joss whedon Copy Share Image
“None of the etiquette books he studied addressed this situation. Maybe he could write one: How to Behave When the Girl You… — Elisabeth Brown Copy Share Image
I probably wouldn't have pursued comedy further if my friends didn't tell me that my getting kicked off the stage was the… — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
“The only strange thing about Jackson was the tattoo on the inside of his forearm - a trident as dark as seared… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
[The press] had no sense of humor about [Donald Trump's personal ask the Russians to get involved into the Hillary Clinton's emails… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You can't really judge an actor's abilities by their career, because the business is going to pigeonhole people into whatever turns a… — Nic Pizzolatto Copy Share Image
“His proximity, that damn smile, just makes me hot in all the right places, but also pissed as hell. I don’t know… — Ghiselle St. James Copy Share Image
“He was harassed, but still he spoke with authority. He was, in fact, characteristic of the best type of dominant male in… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
Is it just my imagination or are there a lot of Psychotic people in here? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I have a good sense of humor. I think everything we do should have whimsy in it. — Judith Leiber Copy Share Image
“I'm not trouble at all. I'm just a guy trying to get a girl to give him the time of day. I'm… — Hailey Abbott Copy Share Image
There are things in low comedy that make people uncomfortable, and there are things in high comedy that make people bored. — Lorne Michaels Copy Share Image
“Comamandering is not a word. It has letters, doesn't it? Sounds like a word to me.” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
“I WAS NOT EXPECTING A NAC MAC FEEGLE TODAY, said Death. OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE WORN PROTECTIVE CLOTHING, HA HA.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Gross things sound funny and set people up to listen to something a little uninviting. — Brian Chippendale Copy Share Image
Sometimes you can take those dramatic roles and maybe interject a little humor into them, and I think the reverse also works. — Dennis Farina Copy Share Image
I learned early on that in the real world, the masks of tragedy and comedy adorn the proscenium of every life. — Walter Cronkite Copy Share Image
I would like to help young women writing comedy, acting, anything like that. — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
“My brain works perfectly," she says. "I see a disgusting human being and it says die.” — Becca Ritchie & Kristia Ritchie Copy Share Image
“You were sleeping?" said Princess One. "No," I said. "Sometimes I just like to lie in the dark for hours with my… — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
“A tiger only needs three things to be comfortable. Lots of food, sleep, and…actually, no it’s just those two things.” — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
Great,' I said. 'Visit exotic Australia. Get bitten by an exotic snake. Die exotically. — Steven Gould Copy Share Image
“Some people obsess about prolonging their life, but there are many who have lived long enough to have learned one can live… — George Hammond Copy Share Image
You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I fell in love with your smile, and your humor. I fell in love with everything about you. And maybe, one day,… — Leslie Copy Share Image
I cant imagine getting bored with comedy or thinking comedy is beneath us suddenly. — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background noise. Just so I feel less lonely… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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