“Do not share your thoughts with people who think that what you are thinking is not worth thinking.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold Copy Share Image
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I've always been so intrigued by French language and how it completely changes you, because of cultural context, because of humor. — Freya Mavor Copy Share Image
“He was one of your wicked, fascinating men. After he got married he left off being fascinating and just kept on being… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. Carl Sandburg — Carl Sandburg Copy Share Image
That was actually funny. But I don't like you. So I'm not going to laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've met a surprising number of comedy writers whose parents are scientists. Both have an antiauthoritarian slant - they're both skeptics. — Allison Silverman Copy Share Image
“The vampire who lived here was either a total loser or really liked the monster image. Really, if he couldn't be a… — Caroline Hanson Copy Share Image
“Abe held my gaze a bit longer and then broke into an easy smile. ʺOf course, of course. This is a family… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Ed? Are you alive?’ ‘Yes..and that’s genuinely surprising since your bike went over me about halfway down. You’re a very dangerous girl… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
I think with comedy I get very sort of critical of myself and try and do the best I can and it… — Elisha Cuthbert Copy Share Image
“Besides…where Rincewind went’ – he lowered his voice – ‘trouble followed behind.’ Ridcully noticed that the wizards drew a little closer together.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is new information.” “Are you going to share it?” “No.” Of course not. Because it would totally ruin his whole mysterious… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Copy Share Image
“He has a very nice face and style, really," said Mrs. Kenwigs. "He certainly has," added Miss Petowker. "There's something in his… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark… — Bill Forsyth Copy Share Image
It is important to rely on your imagination for your sense of humor and your memory for your truths. Not the other… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers, that's why I always lose” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Women were tricky creatures under the best of circumstances. This was not the best of circumstances.” — Genevieve Dewey Copy Share Image
Every movie I've ever made says the same thing. They all find comedy in people trying to live their lives without any… — Paul Morrissey Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon’s Law #37: Don’t get so high and mighty. God will only reward that arrogance with a huge bitch slap back to… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Only part you have to apologize for is getting me all horned up and then passing out, but I'll take a rain… — Curtis Sittenfeld Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine, But if you laugh with no reason you need medicine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Just remember, this is a collaborative effort. We don't have time for creative differences or outbreaks of artistic integrity.” — Greg Cox Copy Share Image
I think great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation. I see myself as a performer and that applies to… — Brendan Coyle Copy Share Image
“rolf! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there for a sec while I KICK YOUR… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Your job is to focus on my personal happiness, she said, & I've got big plans, so break time is over. ” — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
Humor is important. Nothing against bands that are always a downer, but the reality is - it just becomes theater. — Kurt Vile Copy Share Image
“The idea is to get your life to where it is doable, manageable, and somewhat in order.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“They say opposites attract. Nobody ever said opposites live happily ever after.” — Linda Morris Copy Share Image
“Alwys do somthing new...Which make you alive thousands of year in memories of people as a legendary..!!!” — Adeeb shaikh Copy Share Image
Rob and I both have this strange sense of comedy which always involves us being the butt of our own jokes. — Ayda Field Copy Share Image
It's like life: you have both comedy and drama. There's a balance, and I'm lucky enough to have it in my work. — Carol Kane Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.” — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
My daughter Fathima is a bigger comedian than me. She makes me laugh all the time. — Ali Copy Share Image
“You’re taking the bus around Burbank?” Lester said. “Christ, Perry, this is Los Angeles. Even homeless people drive cars.” — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
I've always thought the word cow was funny. And cows are sort of tragic figures. Cows blur the line between tragedy and… — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
“Sillyhead, Sam said. Are you kidding! You’ve been raised by pirates. Remember!” — Patricia Mather Parker Copy Share Image
