I felt that mainstream comedy caters to men and people don't even notice. — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
“There have to be a few perks to being king of Faerie or no one would want the job.” — Sarah Delena White Copy Share Image
“If Fran Lebowitz and Ian Fleming had blessed the world with a love child it would have been author J. Fields Jr.” — Edward Medina Copy Share Image
“I'm so hot that I'm willingly get with myself, I just don't know how. What do you say to do that for… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I like romantic comedy as a genre, but I think it can get stuck in its ways. — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
I thought I should forget Hollywood and go back to Hong Kong. I'm so lucky that finally Hollywood accepts my comedy fighting. — Jackie Chan Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny how people find it hilarious when they treat peoplelike crap, but gets so offended when someone does it back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Maybe I should follow someone considering my next book is titled stalked.” — Juanita Ray Copy Share Image
When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
“I’d been to New York enough to know that it wasn’t always easy to find a place to walk a dog in… — Mike Lingenfelter Copy Share Image
“The goodie drawer of all goodie drawers. This dildo not only throbs, vibrates, expands, and comes equipped with hands-free feature, it sings… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“In fact that is why the lives of most women are so vaguely unsatisfactory. They are always doing secondary and menial things… — Brenda Ueland Copy Share Image
“I don't let my spaghetti dangle, or twirl it around my fork. I cut it. Of course, my preferred slicing utensil is… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Awful things, children. Needy, self-centered tyrants, the boys all teeth and firsts, the girls all claws and spit. Gathering into sniveling packs… — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“For a time Emerson politely endeavored to conceal his boredom - like most men, he is profoundly disinterested in all children except… — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
Men and women are like cats and dogs. I've learned more about myself from women. My comedy is based on this. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
“I was going to write a sharp witty email full of devastating one-liners but I suspect you want something nicer than that” — Lucy Robinson Copy Share Image
“There were a few things scarier than a bipolar vampire off his meds, but to be honest, not that many.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy. — Janet Street-Porter Copy Share Image
Over the years, I've learned that a sense of humor is the only skill that allows you to turn sucking at life… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
Romney is not funny. When he tries to be, it often comes across as awkward. — Ana Navarro Copy Share Image
You know, in the suburbs, most people believe in gravity, but they don't have much of a sense of humor. — Paul Laffoley Copy Share Image
“Ann did detention like Whitney Houston did cocaine—frequently and without consideration of the consequences.” — Sage Steadman Copy Share Image
“Maybe taming my tongue will be good for me in the end. But it's pretty hard when you've got a world filled… — A.J. Jacobs Copy Share Image
If I tried to do comedy for the rest of my career, I would not be very successful. — Will Poulter Copy Share Image
In my sick brain, gruesome violence and comedy go as hand-to-hand together as anything else in the world. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
“You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“While he was charming and capable of great humor in public, in private, Bezos could bite an employee’s head right off.” — Brad Stone Copy Share Image
A day without laughter is like living in darkness; you try to find your way around, but you can't see clearly. — Emily Mitchell Copy Share Image
As a kid, I loved 'Godot' because of the poetry and the humor and the strangeness, but then as you get older,… — Nathan Lane Copy Share Image
I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My dad instilled in me a great sense of humor. I wasn't bullied at school because my outward attitude was confident, and… — Warwick Davis Copy Share Image
Light, trivial comedy does not appeal - it is not something I go to see. — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
“I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“I take the precaution of wearing proper, decent clothes when changing a light bulb in case I get zapped and die.” — Joyce Rachelle Copy Share Image
“Anyone with a sense of humor can see that life is a joke, not a tragedy.” — George Sheehan Copy Share Image
I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
“When I make love to you, Lanie, I want you to feel every inch of me buried deep inside of you, loving… — Flora Roberts Copy Share Image
