“I am a loser in my own plot, but I might be the hero in someone else's plot.” — Vann Chow Copy Share Image
The secret to comedy is not playing the comedy, but actually playing the situation, playing the drama of it. — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Whether that's an action film or a comedy or a drama or anything in between, I'm willing to prove that I can… — Sasha Grey Copy Share Image
Live comedy's a very reckless, foolhardy profession. You're only as good as your last gig so earnings fluctuate. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I feel sex is a common topic everyone see in content of any television shows be it a fiction or live comedy… — Rakhi Sawant Copy Share Image
“How could I have missed the opportunity to pop pills with my sister who was purer than a Quaker?” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
A joke is just a paintbrush. It takes someone funny to paint something beautiful. — Andrew Schulz Copy Share Image
“Which is your bad shoulder?" His brows knit together. "The left," he said carefully. She slugged him in the right. He staggered.… — Cindy Gerard Copy Share Image
The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Dating meant nightclubs, heels, and black. It meant, "No, thank you. Really, I'm full." It meant matching bras and underwear. Clothes with… — Stephanie Klein Copy Share Image
I use myself as a template for my comedy. So first my background as a Muslim man, my being a doctor, I… — Riaad Moosa Copy Share Image
“My neighbor raised a shaking index finger to point at the saguaro. "That moving cactus...and the big bug...and you, you spooky bastard.… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
My mom is just authentically herself all the time. She loves herself. She loves her sense of humor. She brings people in… — Christen Press Copy Share Image
“Do you know what he told me after lying under a cliff for thirty six hours with two inches of his femur… — Walker Percy Copy Share Image
“No sex?" He looked at me in disbelief. "Well if you can't have ze sex, what can you do?" For the sake… — Elna Baker Copy Share Image
Comedy does offer an avenue to television and film careers for untelegenic people that great drama does not. — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
“To tell you the truth. I am a wild and passionate novelist. I am therefore easily given over to telling wild and… — Val Edward Simone Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is so handy, isn't it? It lets you see both sides of a question so that you never… — Winifred Holtby Copy Share Image
Don't steal, don't lie and don't cheat. The government hates competition — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I am no prude, but when I watch comedy, I ask myself, 'Who wrote this? A teenage boy in the locker room?' — Vicki Lawrence Copy Share Image
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Nell Armstrong was a demi-god, he succeded travelling to space, after numerous deaths.” — Michael Author Copy Share Image
With their charm and legendary sense of humor, the British directly or indirectly paved the way for a large number of European… — Jean-Claude Juncker Copy Share Image
“I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“If I could get back my youth, I'd do anything in the world except get up early, take exercise or be respectable.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Comedy doesn't really have any meaning without sadness … The most meaningful comedy comes from some really serious pathos. — Becky Stark Copy Share Image
I think, through comedy, sometimes we're allowed to discuss things that you'd never be able to talk about in a drama. — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
“To sit and pass hour after hour in idle chatter with a roomful of strangers is to me the worst sort of… — Susanna Clarke Copy Share Image
I wanted to absorb the comedy world by osmosis. But I really loved kind of throwing myself in head first. — Rachel Brosnahan Copy Share Image
“Moira nodded vigorously. She didn't know what BASIC or COBOL were, except that Wiz said they caused brain damage in those who… — Rick Cook Copy Share Image
It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I never really thought of comedy as a career. My goal was, when I moved to New York, I was going to… — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
“I know you’re angry,” he told her. “You threw me into a tree.” “I had to.” — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“The world has a harder time breaking a good sense of humor," John Gramm” — Natasha Larry Copy Share Image
“He's attracted to the smell of manure," Felicity says. "You might wallow in the stables to bring out the full flower of… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
I see comedy and music as the two most similar artforms. They both take something big and true and convey it simply… — Matty Healy Copy Share Image
I always had a wicked streak in me, the sadist side in me also comes in my comedy films. — Chunky Pandey Copy Share Image
If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
