“A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else ... even the fact that I'm on a diet.” — Barbara Brooke Copy Share Image
Humor is one of the elements of genius--admirable as an adjunct; but as soon as it becomes dominant, only a surrogate for… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
“This world is not a playground where children at play are pampered by friendly nannies.” — Wendelin Wiedeking Copy Share Image
One of my favorite things about sketch comedy is doing parodies and music videos. — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
“Comforting others can be tricky. It can get real sticky, if we think we are the comforter. There really is only one… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I always told my parents, 'Just give me till I'm 27 to do comedy, to make it'. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
“My lord, I will take my leave of you. Hamlet: You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will more willingly… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about… — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
“Walking back across the St-Esprit bridge, to the ghetto I'd instinctively gravitated toward, I mentally erected a more appropriate statue on the… — Taras Grescoe Copy Share Image
“The pejorative parigüayo, Watchers agree, is a corruption of the English neologism "party watcher." The word came into common usage during the… — Junot Díaz Copy Share Image
“Great. He was a hottie, a good kisser, and a literature buff. God really must have had a sense of humor, because… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody… — Aaron Allston Copy Share Image
“Don’t talk to your horse, dear. People are watching,” Pauline said quietly. Halt turned a perplexed look toward her. “How do you… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
“Soul mates are said to be two souls destined to be together, programmed to recognize each other across time and space. I… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“Are you going to tame our little Sissy, Mitchell? Sissy rubbed her face, annoyed, and Mitch answered honestly, "I'm really too lazy… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
As a kid, I loved Godot because of the poetry and the humor and the strangeness, but then as you get older,… — Nathan Lane Copy Share Image
I always have considered Michael Keaton to be a phenomenal actor because he navigates drama and comedy. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
The times change, and to the extent that comedy captures the spirit of the times, it will enjoy success. — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“I try to smile at her, but I can't extend my flexibility training to my mouth, it just won't move.” — Stephanie Campbell Copy Share Image
“People come to New York to find fame and fortune. I found both, so I left.” — Nancy Seligsohn Copy Share Image
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The Holocaust would never have happened if black people lived in Germany in the 1930s and 40s … well, it wouldn't have… — Sarah Copy Share Image
Don't you wish people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are… — Kiara Sellars Copy Share Image
“Let’s form a committee tasked with exploring why committees are so ineffective. Then we’ll stand-back and watch it argue and self-destruct.” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“I don't know why it is, Captain Short, but whenever you start agreeing with me, I get decidedly nervous.” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Don't you wish we all lived in black light… for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Improv seemed to replace stand-up, which was very big before that. Stand-up comedy was real hot in the late '80s and through… — Joe Flaherty Copy Share Image
“My leg hurts," the soldier whined. "Of course it does," Halt told him. "I put an arrow through it. Did you expect… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
“If I never received a bad review then I wouldn't be a real writer, but I much prefer the good ones” — Charity Parkerson Copy Share Image
Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
I'm not playing a fixed character on 'Comedy Nights Live;' in fact I would be seen portraying various characters. — Rashami Desai Copy Share Image
Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
There is a lot of comedy in magic, and magic going wrong, and also it is a dramatic subject. — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
All pregnant woman give birth to a baby while my mother gave birth to a legend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cameron Crowe can write dialogue and shoot it with warmth and humor like nobody else. — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share Image
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