“Collin! What a gorgeous name. Then again his name could have been Cracker Jack and I would have thought it was just… — Nicole Gulla Copy Share Image
“Sit up, and no whining." "I don't whine." "Rarely," he agreed. But when you do, you make up for the lack of… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
'What About Bob' is my all-time favorite, and I think I've always been prone to comedy. — Lana Copy Share Image
“For Aaron, looking like a skeleton was very much for life, not just for Halloween” — Kestral M. Gaian Copy Share Image
Set your compass to beauty, humor, and grief; stay the course no matter what, and I'll support you with everything I've got. — Chris Jordan Copy Share Image
“Writing is my dream. From romance to dragons; fairies to fantasy worlds, this is where I live and play. Thanks be to… — Lisa Hannah Wells Copy Share Image
I love Philly so much. I know that at any time, any place, a fight can break out. Those are great comedy… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
“The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Now, Woolf calls her fictional bastion of male privilege Oxbridge, so I'll call mine Yarvard. Even though she cannot attend Yarvard because… — Rosemarie Garland Thomson Copy Share Image
“Now I am in control!" He followed this statement with a burst of laughter that showed the owner had done a fair… — Phil Foglio Copy Share Image
“Genius feels like an over extended Helium balloon about to burst, and everyone criticizes you for not having a conventional way of… — Solange nicole Copy Share Image
“I clawed my eyes open and rolled off my bed. For some reason, someone had moved the floor several feet lower than… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Because . . . most of us think that the point is something to do with work, or kids, or family, or… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
Part of my writing style can be attributed to my mother's impatience with comedy, because whenever I told her a story she… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
“This is what it's all been about with you," he said in an even tone. "All the fear, all the running. The… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just… — David Wood Copy Share Image
I started comedy in 2006. I didn't even think it was a thing I could do. — Yvonne Orji Copy Share Image
“Talk about solid turds all you want. The molecular integrity of shit is small potatoes.” — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
True love is when you tell a man that you love his pink shirt and he ends up wearing it everyday — Mercy Oheona Copy Share Image
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance. — William Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more. — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
“In high school, I was on the carpentry team, but I got benched. It was awkward sitting on it while my teammates… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I love talking to spirits. Maybe we can try contacting Marilyn Monroe or Elvis Presley next.” — Jody Morse Copy Share Image
“I would just like to add that it is perfectly okay for students to wear animal costumes in class, but hats are… — Jane Morris Copy Share Image
Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder. — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
“He was a windbag. He made a great many orations, and I imagine he did a very good job, but he was… — Harry Truman Copy Share Image
“Thinking back on the outing to the theatre, she added, ‘I want a man, not a preening peacock!” — Katherine Givens Copy Share Image
I do think laughter is the most important thing, and being able to see the funny side of nearly anything is a… — Jeremy Vine Copy Share Image
“I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
I've always loved improvised movies like Christopher Guest and the 'Spinal Tap' era of comedy. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
“School. The Place everyone is sent to study but no body really does. Do you?” — Laksh Kishore Copy Share Image
“Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting! My face is meltinnnnggg!” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
“Connie, have you been trying to call me?" No Archie. "Well, my phone has not been ringing all day, and I thought… — Lawrence Sanders Copy Share Image
“That's it...I'm completely giving up on boys and concentrating on staying alive.” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Como no sabía qué decir, le dije: -¿Me das tu teléfono? Ella me miró como si le acabara de proponer un maratón… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel… — Vantile Whitfield Copy Share Image
“Then Mal let out a wailing noise. 'I hate it when mommy and daddy fight!” — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
