The Stately Homes of England, How beautiful they stand, To prove the Upper Classes, Have still the Upper Hand. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
Comedy has so much to do with honesty, and women can be more open about their emotions. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
“A friend asks, "Tell me one word which is significant in any kinds of relationship." Another friend says, "LISTEN!” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
“He was not pouting. 'Yes, you were.' He was not doing a very good job of keeping his inner thoughts inner, either.” — H.T. Murray Copy Share Image
I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't? — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
“Life is really very fantastic, and one has to have a peculiar sense of humour to see the fun of it.” — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it. — Jason Bateman Copy Share Image
“You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle.” — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
“It is amazing to me," said Bingley, "How young ladies can have patience to be so very accomplished as they all are."… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“What the hell is that?" I laughed. "It's my fox hat." "Your fox hat?" "Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat." "Why are you… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Pray calm yourselves. I have eleven children, and I am twenty-six times a grandma, and I have seen them all through their… — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
“This is from me. For all the thousands of bad guys in your life." She gave a meaningful look to Ezra. Then… — Tracy Lynn Copy Share Image
There is no late-night comedy. You watch comedy, you watch whenever you want to tune on. You can it in the middle… — George Schlatter Copy Share Image
I'm going to be cremated from the neck down. And at my funeral, when people are talking about me, they have to… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“She glowered at him. 'For your information, in the past week, I have been, oh let's see, nearly raped, kidnapped, tied to… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Uh-oh,' said Gazzy, but Angel was so nauseated she didn't have time to leap to a safe distance, or grab a gas… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“I take that back. Saying you fight like a girl is an insult to girls everywhere.” — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
“If the time to begin something new always came with a sign, our life would be like a non stop advertising campaign!” — Trishna Damodar Copy Share Image
“And dear Ajay, the Ozone Destroyer! What can I say, aside from: Thank God you are clearing the hell outta my minivan… — Laurie Boyle Crompton Copy Share Image
“He s a small wisecracking blue blob who gets into trouble because of his mischievous mind and attention craving ego” — Genndy Tarta kovsky Copy Share Image
When you take a character seriously, there's more room for comedy because you're not aware of how absurd you are. — Robin McLeavy Copy Share Image
“The practice of doing more than necessary works best when packing lunch boxes” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you need to quit beating your head up against a brick wall because all you get out of it is a… — Catherine Sharp Copy Share Image
I think there should be comedy in everything; it doesn't matter what you're doing. — Travis Fimmel Copy Share Image
I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor. — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
For the first time I tried to involve an important social message about transgenders in the horror comedy genre. — Raghava Lawrence Copy Share Image
“You can’t keep bitch-slapping your creativity, or it’ll run away and find a new pimp.” — George Meyer Copy Share Image
When I'm writing a lyric, things can only get so serious before they start becoming humorous. — John Prine Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny how I'm dying to see you, but you don't even know I'm here? — Amber Hope Copy Share Image
In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“I stick to Raffe as close as I can manage without having to explain why I'm hugging his back.” — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
“There’s been a lot written on the topic of minimalism. But I still believe in it.” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“What I'm mostly good at is sleeping, he once told me in confidence, but he added, I don't see much future in… — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
People always ask about my dad and his comedic influence. It's funny because my mom is really the comedian of our household. — Dan Levy Copy Share Image
“Thank God she doesn't have to be confirmed by the Senate. (on the birth of his granddaughter)” — Herbert Hoover Copy Share Image
Why is it easier for some people to believe their ancestors were a clump of mud and a cannibalized body part, than… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“she never even wore stockings; just those bullet proof tights that you see on old maids.” — Poppet Copy Share Image
“How does it work? I have no idea. It may have something to do with trusting the process of your life totally.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
My goal is to always try to make you feel something, whether that's humor or sadness or excitement, and to try to… — Genndy Tartakovsky Copy Share Image
