“Marcie fancied herself an amateur therapist at times. I was her favorite patient.” — Kristin Walker Patience Copy Share Image
“I had started to sweat like a beauty queen at the last minute of a pregnancy test.” — Kristin Walker Beauty Copy Share Image
“Rhythm? Not only do I have to defy gravity. I have to have rhythm while I do it?” — Kristin Walker Cheerleading Copy Share Image
“Sorry, Maggie, but I'm not into bondage. Even the subconscious kind.” — Kristin Walker Bondage Copy Share Image
“It's refreshing to see you using your psychology skills for evil as well as for good.” — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
“Why had I ever cared about happy endings? Happy beginnings were so much better.” — Kristin Walker Happiness Copy Share Image
“I"d done more apologizing in the past week than a politician with a crack pipe and a sex addiction.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Nothing said Clothes to Wear When You Want to Impress a Guy You Initially Shot Down, But Now You Realise You Like… — Kristin Walker Fashion Copy Share Image
“Lord love you,” Ms. Eulalie said, “but you tell lies like Ms. Franny sings: hard to listen to and even harder to… — Kristin Walker Humor Copy Share Image
“Not that anyone really knows what one is. And yet, people still find each other. It’s a freaking miracle, when you think… — Kristin Walker Miracle Copy Share Image
“I couldn't exactly blame Jane Austen for being a romantic. What the hell else was there to do back then for fun?” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Amanda doesn't hate you. She's jealous of you." "What? Todd listen. Drugs are bad, buddy. You shouldn't do them first thing in… — Kristin Walker Communication Copy Share Image
“That's how you know if a friend is the best kind. If time and miles get between you, yet when you come… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“And i was buck-naked. Which probably would have made for an interesting night, but the last time i'd checked i was neither… — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
If I was Todd's wife in real life, I'd have to kill myself. Okay, maybe I'm being a bit melodramatic. I wouldn't… — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
“I hate dancing. I mean, I don't hate it. I just - I'm terrible. I'm totally into music, but I really can't… — Kristin Walker Dance Copy Share Image
“Over the years, I’d learned that under the bed was the best place to keep anything I didn’t want found, because there… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“I gaped. "You are not seriously that chauvinistic?" "Hmmm..." He stroked his chin dramatically. "Maybe not in real life." Hillbilly again. "But… — Kristin Walker Books Copy Share Image
“I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.' 'I would,' I said, 'but unfortunately, there… — Kristin Walker Death Copy Share Image
“It was seven-thirty. The dance started in half an hour. And I was buck-naked. Which probably would have made an interesting night,… — Kristin Walker Dance Copy Share Image
“I have been advised to try to find one redeeming quality in him to focus on. So far, the only thing I… — Kristin Walker Zombie Copy Share Image
“I couldn't help daydreaming that I was Elizabeth and Gabe was Mr. Darcy. fighting against his blossoming feelings for me. Discovering that… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Around here news travels faster than mono, and by the end of the day, the whole school had heard about Todd's and… — Kristin Walker End of the day Copy Share Image
“RULES OF LYING: 1. Figure out your lie before you open your mouth. 2. Play on your opponent's sympathies and weaknesses 3.… — Kristin Walker Bluffing Copy Share Image
“We were in such good moods, we even decided to hit Todd's house for candy. Sam rang the doorbell, and when it… — Kristin Walker Halloween Copy Share Image
“She set her hands neatly in her lap. “But you just said he liked you.” “No, I said he enjoys my company.… — Kristin Walker Business Copy Share Image
“Johnny made me feel like I was clever without trying to be. And pretty. And valued. He made everything about me seem… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“I guess what I’m trying to say is, you just can’t tell who you’re going to end up with. You might spend… — Kristin Walker Better person Copy Share Image
“I jumped up and "casually" strolled a bit closer. I blinked my eyes in the sun. It couldn't be, could it? But… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“I tensed up like someone had just given me a surprise rectal exam.” — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
“She crashed. I think she was literally high on sugar. Seriously I thought she was going to start free basing pixy stix.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“It makes it even more incredible that people find each other, considering most of them are looking in the wrong places to… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“So he likes being mean to you. And you like that he likes bean mean to you. And I like being mean… — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
“Designer clothes, bubblegum pop music, celebrity heartthrobs - I couldn't give a fat rat's hairy ass. Just give me my hotdog and… — Kristin Walker Designer clothes Copy Share Image
“Todd came toward me with the squad trailing behind him like a street gang of angry thugs with breasts.” — Kristin Walker Cheerleaders Copy Share Image
“According to Marcie's mom, only people with no class actually use the word class . If you have it, then you never… — Kristin Walker Humor Copy Share Image
“You can't tell who you're going to end up with. You might spend your whole life dreaming about one type of person,… — Kristin Walker Dreaming Copy Share Image
“It's not fair to spend so much time working towards something, only to have someone else's lapse in judgment, poor choice, one… — Kristin Walker Time Copy Share Image
“You think it's easy to find someone? You think they'll just show up at your door and love you, and everything will… — Kristin Walker Fairy tale Copy Share Image
