“Why had I ever cared about happy endings? Happy beginnings were so much better.” — Kristin Walker Happiness Copy Share Image
“It's refreshing to see you using your psychology skills for evil as well as for good.” — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
“Sorry, Maggie, but I'm not into bondage. Even the subconscious kind.” — Kristin Walker Bondage Copy Share Image
“I tensed up like someone had just given me a surprise rectal exam.” — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
“I"d done more apologizing in the past week than a politician with a crack pipe and a sex addiction.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Rhythm? Not only do I have to defy gravity. I have to have rhythm while I do it?” — Kristin Walker Cheerleading Copy Share Image
“I had started to sweat like a beauty queen at the last minute of a pregnancy test.” — Kristin Walker Beauty Copy Share Image
“Marcie fancied herself an amateur therapist at times. I was her favorite patient.” — Kristin Walker Patience Copy Share Image
“You can't tell who you're going to end up with. You might spend your whole life dreaming about one type of person,… — Kristin Walker Dreaming Copy Share Image
“According to Marcie's mom, only people with no class actually use the word class . If you have it, then you never… — Kristin Walker Humor Copy Share Image
“Todd came toward me with the squad trailing behind him like a street gang of angry thugs with breasts.” — Kristin Walker Cheerleaders Copy Share Image
“All in all, he looked kind of ... dangerous. Like he could kick somebody's ass, big time, but with style. Like a… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Your neck smells like cheese,' I said. 'Oh,' He said, 'that's my cheese cologne. I have a whole selection. Chedder, American, Swiss.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“You look at me but never see the love I feel for you. But in your eyes, I see the skies. The… — Kristin Walker Love Copy Share Image
“You're not gay, are you? What?! I mean you've never had a boyfriend. And you're not exactly...girly. I'm not gay. I'm just… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“You think it's easy to find someone? You think they'll just show up at your door and love you, and everything will… — Kristin Walker Fairy tale Copy Share Image
“So he likes being mean to you," she said. "And you like that he likes being mean to you." "And I like… — Kristin Walker Sadomasochism Copy Share Image
“So I wonder if true love is more subtle. If it sneaks up or stands there next to you, and you don't… — Kristin Walker Love Copy Share Image
“Because from what I've seen of marriages and relationships, there aren't any rules. You deal with what comes, like anything else in… — Kristin Walker Element of surprise Copy Share Image
“Now, I want you to look at each other. Really look. And then I'd like you to each say something positive about… — Kristin Walker Humor Copy Share Image
“And I’m sorry,” Big Earrings said, “But how is some course going to teach them how marriage works? I’ve been married three… — Kristin Walker Marriage Copy Share Image
“I couldn't help daydreaming that I was Elizabeth and Gabe was Mr. Darcy. fighting against his blossoming feelings for me. Discovering that… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Around here news travels faster than mono, and by the end of the day, the whole school had heard about Todd's and… — Kristin Walker End of the day Copy Share Image
“I have been advised to try to find one redeeming quality in him to focus on. So far, the only thing I… — Kristin Walker Zombie Copy Share Image
“I guess what I’m trying to say is, you just can’t tell who you’re going to end up with. You might spend… — Kristin Walker Better person Copy Share Image
“RULES OF LYING: 1. Figure out your lie before you open your mouth. 2. Play on your opponent's sympathies and weaknesses 3.… — Kristin Walker Bluffing Copy Share Image
“Johnny made me feel like I was clever without trying to be. And pretty. And valued. He made everything about me seem… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“She set her hands neatly in her lap. “But you just said he liked you.” “No, I said he enjoys my company.… — Kristin Walker Business Copy Share Image
“We were in such good moods, we even decided to hit Todd's house for candy. Sam rang the doorbell, and when it… — Kristin Walker Halloween Copy Share Image
“I jumped up and "casually" strolled a bit closer. I blinked my eyes in the sun. It couldn't be, could it? But… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“It's not fair to spend so much time working towards something, only to have someone else's lapse in judgment, poor choice, one… — Kristin Walker Time Copy Share Image
“That's how you know if a friend is the best kind. If time and miles get between you, yet when you come… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Amanda doesn't hate you. She's jealous of you." "What? Todd listen. Drugs are bad, buddy. You shouldn't do them first thing in… — Kristin Walker Communication Copy Share Image
“I couldn't exactly blame Jane Austen for being a romantic. What the hell else was there to do back then for fun?” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Not that anyone really knows what one is. And yet, people still find each other. It’s a freaking miracle, when you think… — Kristin Walker Miracle Copy Share Image
“Nothing said Clothes to Wear When You Want to Impress a Guy You Initially Shot Down, But Now You Realise You Like… — Kristin Walker Fashion Copy Share Image
“Lord love you,” Ms. Eulalie said, “but you tell lies like Ms. Franny sings: hard to listen to and even harder to… — Kristin Walker Humor Copy Share Image
“Designer clothes, bubblegum pop music, celebrity heartthrobs - I couldn't give a fat rat's hairy ass. Just give me my hotdog and… — Kristin Walker Designer clothes Copy Share Image
“So he likes being mean to you. And you like that he likes bean mean to you. And I like being mean… — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
