“You're not gay, are you? What?! I mean you've never had a boyfriend. And you're not exactly...girly. I'm not gay. I'm just… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“You look at me but never see the love I feel for you. But in your eyes, I see the skies. The… — Kristin Walker Love Copy Share Image
“All in all, he looked kind of ... dangerous. Like he could kick somebody's ass, big time, but with style. Like a… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Your neck smells like cheese,' I said. 'Oh,' He said, 'that's my cheese cologne. I have a whole selection. Chedder, American, Swiss.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“I'm serious, Mar, I don't know how to act around him now. I can't be nice, because he'll hate that. But I… — Kristin Walker Medication Copy Share Image
“He said, “So . . . do you like music?” It was a pretty stupid question. I mean, who doesn’t like music?… — Kristin Walker Music Copy Share Image
“So I've made up with Mar. I've made up with Señor Shitslacks. I'd even forged a shaky truce with Amanda. The only… — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
“And I’m sorry,” Big Earrings said, “But how is some course going to teach them how marriage works? I’ve been married three… — Kristin Walker Marriage Copy Share Image
“Now, I want you to look at each other. Really look. And then I'd like you to each say something positive about… — Kristin Walker Humor Copy Share Image
“Because from what I've seen of marriages and relationships, there aren't any rules. You deal with what comes, like anything else in… — Kristin Walker Element of surprise Copy Share Image
“So I wonder if true love is more subtle. If it sneaks up or stands there next to you, and you don't… — Kristin Walker Love Copy Share Image
“So he likes being mean to you," she said. "And you like that he likes being mean to you." "And I like… — Kristin Walker Sadomasochism Copy Share Image
