Humor Quotes · Page 427

“We (people) only remembered that elves sang. But we forgot what they sang about.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Why don't you just buy me a minivan, zip me into mom jeans, and shoot me in the face" - Melanthe the…

— Kresley Cole

Drama is a complete meal, vitamins, proteins, carbohydrates. It's a slow burn thing. It's got an arc. Comedy is more like coke.

— Eddie Izzard

“Berdeaev are dreptate când afirmă … că rușii pentru a trândăvi sunt gata să accepte cele mai îngrozitoare idei.”

— Svetislav Basara

The Who had a great sense of humor. And they were also very serious when it came down to making music.

— Jason Reece

When somebody says 'It's getting hot in here' I automatically think, 'So take off all your clothes.'

— Anonymous

Without humor, life is boring. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

— Anonymous

“They are fond of fun and therefore witty, wit being well-bred insolence.”

— Aristotle

Eddie Murphy is just so off-the-cuff and can make anything funny. You hope that someday you'll acquire that skill, but maybe you're…

— Michael Pena

Tone is a very difficult thing. You can't write tone, I don't think. You can try - you certainly try. I write…

— Beth Grant

“She tried to tear herself away from him. The effort broke against his arms that had not felt it. Her fists beat…

— Ayn Rand

“Isn't it perfectly possible that Nils and his wife are too depressed to have kids? The prospect of having kids depresses the…

— John Irving

My grandmother taught me that accomplishments meant less than what you left behind. I started to ask myself what impact my comedy…

— Sherri Shepherd

I used to be neurotic. I didn't like myself very much. But somewhere in my mid-40s, my neuroses stopped seeming so important.…

— Joanne Woodward

“I love everything about you Kacey, because the best thing in life is finding someone who knows your flaws, mistakes, difficulties, and…

— Toni Aleo

“Peaseblossom-decorous, proper Peaseblossom-dropped her trousers to waggle her naked, pale bottom at the Stage Manager. Bertie laughed involuntarily, choked on her coffee,…

— Lisa Mantchev

Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of…

— Ayn Rand

I considered the years in Hollywood nothing but an interim. What I always wanted was to be was a musical comedy star.

— Arlene Dahl

“No obstante; sólo le contó verdades: procedimiento infalible para que no le crean a uno.”

— Enrique Jardiel Poncela

I think being a parent is knowing how to love. Sometimes love is discipline, sometimes it's humor, sometimes it's listening.

— Melissa Etheridge

A relationship is only for two people, but some bitches don't know how to count.

— Lazaruus Michael

“I asked to use the bathroom and sat, recovering, on the edge of a marble bath on a dais—the kind Greek husbands…

— Olivia Sudjic

A lot of comedy on television has a reserve to it, and it's a little too cool for school.

— Jessica St. Clair

“For God was as large as a sunlamp and laughed his heat at us and therefore we did not cringe at the…

— Anne Sexton

“Don't yell at me." "This is not yelling. This is panicked loud talking!”

— Shelly Laurenston

I think there's always room for humor, especially when you're talking about really serious issues.

— Jay Asher

“Dead bodies plus a hit of absinthe are really the best cure for that insane little man.”

— Michelle Gable

“English kings married their cousins and so their kids were as sharp as clubs.”

— Peter Prasad

I don't want to sit and cry for an hour in a movie. I'd rather have an action or a comedy.

— Noah Hathaway

“Dying is simply showing up for your time of departure – from this realm.”

— Art Hochberg

I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.

— Chris Rock

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

— Scott Adams

“I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane.”

— Toni Aleo

In comedy, reconcilement with life comes at the point when to the tragic sense only an inalienable difference or dissension with life…

— Constance Rourke

This hiatus coming up I'm looking at a comedy because I need the balance.

— Khandi Alexander

sometimes in comedy you can make the audience feel poignancy stronger than you can with tears or anguish.

— Shelley Winters

Cosmic humor, especially about your own predicament, is an important part of your journey.

— Ram Dass

“The girl in your class who suggests that this year the Drama Club put on The Bald Soprano will be a thorn…

— Fran Lebowitz

I love doing a show where I can go back and forth between drama and comedy.

— Emily Deschanel

“Forgive me if I don't take relationship advice from a dead teenager missing her vagina.”

— Brian K. Vaughan