But he won’t let the pain blot out the humor no more’n he’ll let the humor blot out the pain. — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
You can't teach standup comedy. You can teach someone how to formulate a joke, but making it funny is different. — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
People who do comedy are always underrated because they make it look so easy. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
Comedy is difficult for an actor. But I think I have a good sense of humor and manage to make people laugh… — Aishwarya Rai Bachchan Copy Share Image
“Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy," Mom told me. "You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
With any half-hour comedy, it kind of takes on its own life and finds itself. — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
“They say a woman's loyalty only lasts as long as it takes her to hang up and dial again.” — Kim Gatlin Copy Share Image
“Romance is like maintaining a car. If you do a good job of it, you will always have a dependable quiet ride.” — T.R. Wallace Copy Share Image
“Kyra." Fred caught Kyra's eyes. "I'm not in love with Ariana and I don't want half the kingdom." "You don't?" He shook… — Bridget Zinn Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“He thought about going out and buying a Sunday paper but decided not to. Arnold Stockton, Jessica’s boss, a many-chinned, self-made caricature… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I don't look at certain things on TV anymore. I don't listen to certain music anymore. I make sure my kids don't… — Ginuwine Copy Share Image
“You know, bullying," her mother began. "I see it every day. Kids get bullied at school, they get cyber bullied, text bullied,… — Dianne F. Gray Copy Share Image
“It was here that the thaum, hitherto believed to be the smallest possible particle of magic, was succesfully demonstrated to be made… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A saving grace of the human condition (if I may phrase it like that) is a sense of humor. Many writers and… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“On the morning of our second day, we were strolling down the Champs-Elysées when a bird shit on his head. ‘Did you… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
The best thing about serial drama - especially about screwball comedy - is blocked love. — Alison Pill Copy Share Image
My view of life is colored by humor and looking at the best in any situation. — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
“Phury was the only other possibility, but he was a celibate with a broken frickin' heart. Not really man-whore material.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You can’t even begin to fathom the amount of fucks I do not give about what you want.” — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
“You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.” — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“...Mrs. Mullet, when it came to gossip, was equaled only by the News of the World .” — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
Laughter can relieve tension, soothe the pain of disappointment, and strengthen the spirit for the formidable tasks that always lie ahead. — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
“The difference between actually very serious and actually very funny is actually very thin.” — William Powers Copy Share Image
I think that every piece has its challenges. I love going back and forth between one and the other. I'll always pick… — Sigourney Weaver Copy Share Image
I want to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press for even having a comedy category. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
“Masked by a pair of pink cotton panties, the man looks like some sort of deranged bank robber.” — Dave Lundy Copy Share Image
“People who begin sentences with "I may be old-fashioned but—" are usually not only old-fashioned but wrong.” — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
There's an elusive element to comedy, but nobody gets it for free. That's why comedians seldom criticise each other. — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I have a side of me that doesn't care. I really enjoy physical comedy, thinking of an idea and pitching it to… — Isla Fisher Copy Share Image
“Daddy said you're a flat-chested old maid who probably sleeps with your legs crossed.” — Patricia Watters Copy Share Image
“It just showed once again that half the world doesn’t know how the other three quarters live” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Acting in a sitcom or a comedy movie is like a comedy routine with the setups. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It makes me mad to hear these popular orchestras make a jammed-up comedy of a song like 'Wreck on the Highway.' It… — Hank Williams Copy Share Image
“I’d lick you numb, Mariah. You have no idea the things I’m capable of.” — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Should I be concerned over the obvious delight our daughter takes in the ultraviolence?" "It's genetic.” — Young Justice Copy Share Image
