We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
We will meet; and there we may rehearse most obscenely and courageously. Shakespeare, Midsummer Night's Dream. Spoken by Bottom, Act I Sc. 2 — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The one and only thing over which you have complete and total control is how you focus your own mind. Luckily, this… — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
Frequent and loud laughter is the characteristic of folly and ill manners. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Demons, werewolves, zombies--they're all supposed to be for entertainment purposes only.” — Jen Naumann Copy Share Image
“I often don't know where my Luggage is, that's what being a tourist is all about.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Anger is like sex urge, once gratified, the inner voice calls you a stinking fool.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“ Rhett: Here’s the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine. ” — Rowena Cherry Copy Share Image
“Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“That is not what I was saying, you crazy twit!" Kylie faced her with a growl, causing Kat to reach over and… — Heather Flrrner Copy Share Image
The people I mixed with in Monaco didn't relate to my South African mentality or humor... Although I have met some wonderful… — Charlene, Princess of Monaco Copy Share Image
“...A canonical leader is someone whose exemplary rule might have appeared to be for the alleviation of the pains and miseries of… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
Sarah Silverman. She's the reason I do comedy. Her DNC speech was my favorite thing I ever heard. Sitting down with her… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
“I smiled, reached into my pockets and pulled out a pair of ultrapowerful earplugs, the kind that are standard issue for skyway… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“Maybe I should be a lawyer instead of a magical baker, Rose thought. Lawyers' mistakes rarely result in old men climbing on… — Kathryn Littlewood Copy Share Image
Everyone says comedy is really hard, but with 'The Office' the naturalism was everything so it didn't feel like doing comedy; it… — Ralph Ineson Copy Share Image
That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something… — Jason Sudeikis Copy Share Image
“All charming people are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“The heaviness of loss in her heart hadn't eased, but there was room there for humour, too.” — Nalo Hopkinson Copy Share Image
Comedy makes you humble. Because there are so many opportunities to miss, and strike out. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“Id is fery boedigal!" he said, his blue eyes twinkling. "Cabdain Blood is fond of boedry - you remember de abble-blossoms. So?… — Rafael Sabatini Copy Share Image
Bad English was the second language of Israel and bad Hebrew, of course, remained the national language. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“What I know definitively about life at this age … is absolutely nothing.” — James Qualls Copy Share Image
It is awfully hard work doing nothing. However, I don't mind hard work where there is no definite object of any kind.… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“The fact that pigs were abroad in the night seemed to bring home to me the perilous nature of my enterprise.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“ Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.” — Rowena Cherry Copy Share Image
I like a very dry wit, not the big kind of humor like Robin Williams. I don't think I'm capable of that. — Chris Cooper Copy Share Image
“Everything I love: literature, irony, humor, the individual, and the defense of free expression.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor. — Jonathan Shapiro Copy Share Image
Tragedy turns into comedy when you watch your own drama and realizing it as a mind-created fiction designed to create you a… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I guess the breakfast burritos are going to have some extra protein in the morning.” — Jon S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents. — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
“Gaia visited her daughter Mnemosyne, who was busy being unpronounceable.” — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. — Denis Diderot Copy Share Image
“Darn kids! That’s it, no dessert after dinner! And if you eat my flowers again it will be an early bed time!” — K.M. Shea Copy Share Image
“Listen, if you’re not totally surrendered, you’re not playing. It’s as simple as that.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“He paused by Theo's door, knocked with his free hand. "Get lost, creep." David looked down at Maddy. "I assume he means… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“I see why our little Braith likes you.” “Does she?” “Can’t you tell?” “I’m male. I have no idea what you females… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“It [soccer] would be much more interesting if every so often, the ball spontaneously exploded.” — Michelle Madow Copy Share Image
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